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Creature — Shade

{B}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Creature — Phoenix

Mutate {3}{R} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) Flying Whenever this creature mutates, create a red artifact token named Feather with "{1}, Sacrifice this token: Return target Phoenix card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped."

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has flying. {1}{W}, Blight 2: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only as a sorcery. (To blight 2, put two -1/-1 counters on a creature you control.)

Creature — Eye

Non-Eye creatures you control can't attack. This creature can't be blocked except by Walls.

Creature — Eye

Non-Eye creatures you control can't attack. Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, destroy that creature.

Sorcery

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with two additional +1/+1 counters on it.

Sorcery

Buyback {3} (You may pay an additional {3} as you cast this spell. If you do, put this card into your hand as it resolves.) Evincar's Justice deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.

Instant

Choose one — • Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. • Target creature gains flying until end of turn.

Enchantment

{G}, Sacrifice a creature: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Creature — Phyrexian Beast

This creature enters with four oil counters on it. This creature has trample as long as it has two or fewer oil counters on it. Otherwise, it has hexproof. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove an oil counter from this creature. Then if it has no oil counters on it, sacrifice it.

Creature — Phyrexian Warrior

This creature enters with an oil counter on it. This creature gets +1/+1 for each oil counter on it. Whenever another creature you control enters, if that creature has greater power or toughness than this creature, put an oil counter on this creature.

Artifact

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Count the colors of the sacrificed creature, then search your library for a creature card that's exactly that many colors plus one. Exile that card, then shuffle. You may cast the exiled card. Activate only as a sorcery.

Land

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Legendary Creature — Human Cleric

First strike, haste Unleash (You may have this creature enter with a +1/+1 counter on it. It can't block as long as it has a +1/+1 counter on it.) Each other creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has haste.

Artifact Creature — Wall

Defender {1}, {T}: Mill a card. (Put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

Creature — Frog Beast

When this creature enters, you may sacrifice a land. If you do, draw a card. Threshold — As long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, this creature gets +1/+1 and has vigilance.

Creature — Elephant

Kicker {1}{W} (You may pay an additional {1}{W} as you cast this spell.) When this creature enters, if it was kicked, return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Artifact

{T}, Sacrifice a basic land: Target creature gains landwalk of each of the land types of the sacrificed land until end of turn. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a land of any of those types.)

Instant

Counter target creature spell. Draw a card.

Sorcery

Exile target tapped creature.

Artifact

{1}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target nonblack creature.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature has intimidate. (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or creatures that share a color with it.) Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Instant

Target creature that dealt damage this turn gets -5/-5 until end of turn.

Creature — Human Wizard

When this creature enters, choose one — • Create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token. • Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature — Human Detective

This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater. Disguise {1}{U} (You may cast this card face down for {3} as a 2/2 creature with ward {2}. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.) When this creature is turned face up, return another target creature to its owner's hand.

Creature — Human Soldier

Flying When this creature enters, return up to one other target permanent you control to its owner's hand.

Instant

Create two 1/1 blue Fish creature tokens with "This token can't be blocked." Then for each kind of counter among creatures you control, put a counter of that kind on either of those tokens.

Sorcery

Look at the top six cards of your library. Put up to two land cards from among them onto the battlefield tapped and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. If you put fewer than two lands onto the battlefield this way, proliferate a number of times equal to the difference. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Sorcery — Lesson

Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. It gains vigilance until end of turn.

Creature — Ooze

{B}{G}: Adapt 1. (If this creature has no +1/+1 counters on it, put a +1/+1 counter on it.) Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target modified creature you control. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

Instant

Target creature gains haste until end of turn. Draw a card.

Creature — Merfolk Wizard

Flying As long as you control another Wizard, this creature has "When this creature dies, draw a card."

Instant

Exile target tapped creature.

Instant

Ascend (If you control ten or more permanents, you get the city's blessing for the rest of the game.) Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If you have the city's blessing, you may put that permanent on top of its owner's library instead.

Sorcery

Kicker {2}{W} (You may pay an additional {2}{W} as you cast this spell.) Choose target creature with mana value 3 or less. If this spell was kicked, instead choose target creature. Exile the chosen creature, then its controller gains life equal to its mana value.

Creature — Human Citizen

{1}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a 1/1 blue Fish creature token with "This token can't be blocked." Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Human Ooze

Evolve (Whenever a creature you control enters, if that creature has greater power or toughness than this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.) Remove two +1/+1 counters from this creature: Regenerate it. (The next time this creature would be destroyed this turn, instead tap it, remove it from combat, and heal all damage on it.)

Instant

Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Enchantment

You may look at the top card of your library any time. You may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library. You can't play lands or cast spells from your hand. {3}{R}: Destroy this enchantment.

Sorcery

You may play an additional land this turn. Draw a card.

Artifact

This artifact enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this artifact. {T}: Move a +1/+1 counter from this artifact onto target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

Instant

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.) + {2} — Explosive Derailment deals 4 damage to target creature. + {2} — Destroy target artifact.

Sorcery

Destroy up to one target artifact. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature.

Instant

Kicker {5} (You may pay an additional {5} as you cast this spell.) Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature gets +5/+5 until end of turn instead.

Creature — Elemental Sorcerer

Vivid — When this creature enters, it deals X damage to target creature an opponent controls, where X is the number of colors among permanents you control.

Sorcery

Choose any target. Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonland card. Explosive Revelation deals damage equal to that card's mana value to that permanent or player. Put the nonland card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Sorcery

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Instant

Explosive Welcome deals 5 damage to any target and 3 damage to any other target. Add {R}{R}{R}.

Instant

Tap up to two target creatures. Investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Instant

Destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Sorcery

Destroy all nonenchantment creatures.

Instant

Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.) Choose target card in a graveyard other than a basic land card. Search its owner's graveyard, hand, and library for all cards with the same name as that card and exile them. Then that player shuffles.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Target opponent reveals their hand. You may choose a creature, enchantment, or planeswalker card from it. That player discards that card. • Target opponent sacrifices an enchantment of their choice.

Creature — Human Rogue

Lifelink When this creature enters, return target creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature can't attack or block for as long as you control this creature.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, exile up to X target creatures. For each of those cards, its owner may play it for as long as it remains exiled. Whenever one or more nontoken creatures enter, if one or more of them entered from exile or was cast from exile, you draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.