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Sorcery — Lesson

Create two 1/1 black and green Pest creature tokens with "When this token dies, you gain 1 life."

Creature — Spirit

Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, you may put a ki counter on this creature. {1}, Remove X ki counters from this creature: Add X mana of any one color.

Sorcery — Arcane

Look at the top three cards of your library. You may put those cards on the bottom of your library in any order. If you do, return Petals of Insight to its owner's hand. Otherwise, draw three cards.

Creature — Nightmare Beast

When this creature enters, exile two target lands. When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled cards to the battlefield under their owners' control. {R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Creature — Nightmare Beast

When this creature enters, exile target land. When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant artifact or creature Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.

Creature — Eldrazi

Devoid (This card has no color.) When you cast this spell, tap up to one target creature and put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.) Reach

Creature — Elf Employee

Reach When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

Sorcery

Freerunning {1}{B} (You may cast this spell for its freerunning cost if you dealt combat damage to a player this turn with an Assassin or commander.) Look at the top two cards of target opponent's library and exile those cards face down. You may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast them. Create a Treasure token.

Creature — Human Soldier

Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Creature — Horror

When you cast this spell, any player may discard three cards. If a player does, counter Phantasmagorian. Discard three cards: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Dinosaur Illusion

Trample When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it.

Creature — Illusion Horse

Flying {T}: Target creature you control with toughness 2 or less gets +1/+1 and gains flying until end of turn. When this creature leaves the battlefield this turn, sacrifice that creature. When the creature leaves the battlefield this turn, sacrifice this creature.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, attach it to up to one target creature you control. Destroy up to one other target creature. Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has menace. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Equip {2}

Creature — Spirit

Flying When this creature enters, you may search your library for a card with flashback or disturb, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle.

Creature — Centaur Spirit

Protection from black This creature enters with three +1/+1 counters on it. If damage would be dealt to this creature, prevent that damage. Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature.

Creature — Spirit Soldier

Creature tokens you control get +1/+1.

Creature — Illusion Ninja

This creature can't be blocked.

Creature — Cat Beast Spirit

Trample This creature enters with seven +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever this creature deals damage, you gain that much life. If damage would be dealt to this creature, prevent that damage. Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature.

Creature — Spirit Nomad

This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. If damage would be dealt to this creature, prevent that damage. Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature.

Artifact — Vehicle

Trample Sacrifice another artifact or creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on this Vehicle. It becomes a Spirit artifact creature in addition to its other types until end of turn.

Creature — Snake

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)

Instant

Choose one — • Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. • Target opponent sacrifices an enchantment of their choice.

Creature — Gorgon

When this creature enters, you may return target creature or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Gorgon

Escape—{5}{B}, Exile three other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.) This creature escapes with two +1/+1 counters on it. When it enters this way, each opponent sacrifices a non-Gorgon creature of their choice.

Creature — Centaur Warrior

Vigilance, trample Other Centaur creatures you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance and trample.

Artifact

{1}{W}, {T}, Exile this artifact: Choose one — • Return target creature card with mana value 4 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. • Exile target Skeleton, Spirit, or Zombie.

Creature — Phoenix

Flying, haste {2}{R}: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Escape—{2}{R}{R}, Exile three other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.) This creature escapes with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Sorcery

Call someone and ask them to choose one. If they don't answer, an opponent chooses one. (Don't explain anything else. You choose targets.) • A — Gain control of target creature you don't control. • B — Choose target creature you control. Create two tokens that are each copies of it. • C — Take an extra turn after this one. • D — Draw seven cards.

Legendary Creature — Elemental

When Phylath enters, create a 0/1 green Plant creature token for each basic land you control. Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put four +1/+1 counters on target Plant you control.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Construct

Reach {2}, {T}: Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.

Artifact

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Corrupted — Whenever this artifact becomes tapped, each opponent who has three or more poison counters loses 1 life.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, incubate 4. (Create an Incubator token with four +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.) Phyrexians you control have vigilance.

Creature — Phyrexian Insect

Flying {B}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate no more than twice each turn.

Creature — Phyrexian Wizard

Each player can't cast more than one non-Phyrexian spell each turn. Non-Phyrexian creatures enter tapped.

Creature — Phyrexian Horror

When this creature enters, you draw two cards and you lose 2 life.

Creature — Phyrexian Zombie

Sacrifice a creature: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Golem

Artifact

Whenever you attack, you get {E} (an energy counter). {T}, Pay {E}{E}{E}: Create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Juggernaut

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.) This creature attacks each combat if able.

Artifact

{2}, {T}, Choose flying, first strike, trample, or shadow: Until end of turn, target creature with the chosen ability loses it and another target creature gains it.

Artifact

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Draw a card.

Sorcery

Target creature gets +5/+5 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Artificer

When Pia Nalaar enters, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. {1}{R}: Target artifact creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. {1}, Sacrifice an artifact: Target creature can't block this turn.

Artifact

When this artifact enters, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal up to two creature cards from among them and put them into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Sorcery

Reveal the top five cards of your library. Put up to two instant and/or sorcery cards from among them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, gobble X. (Each time you gobble, take a bite of food or sacrifice a Food token.) X target creatures you control each get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may behold a Dragon. (You may choose a Dragon you control or reveal a Dragon card from your hand.) Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker. If a Dragon was beheld, surveil 2.

Instant

Piercing Light deals 2 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Instant

Choose one — • Destroy target Aura attached to a creature. • Target Soldier creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. • Creatures you control gain vigilance until end of turn.

Artifact Creature — Boar Toy

When this creature dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature — Bird Scout

Flying When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control without flying.

Sorcery

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Sorcery

Target player mills two cards. Draw two cards.

Snow Creature — Bird

Flying {S}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. ({S} can be paid with one mana from a snow source.)

Creature — Imp

Flying {1}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Spirit

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. {6}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Artifact Creature — Thopter

Flying When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Destroy target artifact or land. It can't be regenerated.