Pattys Card Emporium

Creature — Lizard Assassin

Whenever this creature attacks, defending player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature — Otter Wizard

When this creature enters, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.

Legendary Creature — Otter Wizard

Whenever you cast a spell, if it's the first instant spell, the first sorcery spell, or the first Otter spell other than Alania you've cast this turn, you may have target opponent draw a card. If you do, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Sorcery

Join forces — Starting with you, each player may pay any amount of mana. Each player creates X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens, where X is the total amount of mana paid this way.

Instant

Create X 1/2 green Spider creature tokens with reach, where X is the number of creatures attacking you. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn by non-Spider creatures.

Artifact

Sacrifice a creature: Add {C}{C}.

Creature — Rat Rogue

Vigilance This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or greater. Whenever this creature attacks, up to one target artifact, creature, or planeswalker an opponent controls loses all abilities until your next turn. If it's a creature, it also has base power and toughness 2/2 until your next turn.

Instant

Destroy target creature. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Creature — Squirrel Raccoon

When this creature enters, create a Food token. Whenever you expend 4, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. (You expend 4 as you spend your fourth total mana to cast spells during a turn.)

Enchantment — Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) When this Class enters, each opponent discards two cards unless they discard a nonland card. {B}: Level 2 At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if that player has one or fewer cards in hand, they lose 2 life. {3}{B}: Level 3 At the beginning of your draw step, draw an additional card for each opponent who has one or fewer cards in hand.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.

Creature — Raccoon Berserker

Whenever you expend 4, this creature gains indestructible until end of turn. (You expend 4 as you spend your fourth total mana to cast spells during a turn.)

Artifact Creature — Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) Reach {2}: Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library.

Legendary Creature — Rabbit Warrior

Tap two untapped tokens you control: Add one mana of any color. Tap three untapped tokens you control: Draw a card. Tap four untapped tokens you control: Put three +1/+1 counters on Baylen. It gains trample until end of turn.

Creature — Frog Advisor

When this creature enters, draw a card, then discard a card.

Enchantment — Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) When this Class enters, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Sword with "Equipped creature gets +1/+1" and equip {2}. {2}{R}: Level 2 At the beginning of combat on your turn, attach target Equipment you control to up to one target creature you control. {3}{R}: Level 3 During your turn, equipped creatures you control have double strike and haste.

Instant

Gift a Treasure (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they create a Treasure token before its other effects. It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Blooming Blast deals 2 damage to target creature. If the gift was promised, Blooming Blast also deals 3 damage to that creature's controller.

Creature — Squirrel Warlock Bard

{3}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Return another target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Squirrel Warlock

{T}, Pay 1 life: Draw a card. Activate only if three or more cards left your graveyard this turn or if you've sacrificed a Food this turn.

Creature — Dragon Horror

Flying At the beginning of your end step, exile the top card of each opponent's library. You may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled. If you cast a spell this way, you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast it. Whenever a nonland permanent an opponent owns enters the battlefield under your control, they lose life equal to its mana value.

Creature — Rabbit Mouse

{1}, {T}: Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Raccoon Rogue

First strike Whenever this creature attacks, add {R}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

Sorcery

Search target opponent's library for a creature card and put that card onto the battlefield under your control. Then that player shuffles.

Creature — Weasel Soldier

First strike, lifelink

Enchantment — Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) When this Class enters, create a 0/4 white Wall creature token with defender. {W}: Level 2 Whenever one or more noncreature, nonland permanents you control enter, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. {4}{W}: Level 3 When this Class becomes level 3, return target noncreature, nonland permanent card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Artifact

When this artifact enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") {5}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target nonland permanent. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Rabbit Soldier

Trample Burrowguard Mentor's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures you control.

Creature — Human Soldier // Legendary Creature — Human Samurai

Token Creature — Squirrel Warrior

When this creature enters, you may forage. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on it. (This token's mana cost is {1}{G}.)

Creature — Raccoon Rogue

Menace Whenever you expend 4, you may discard your hand. If you do, draw two cards. (You expend 4 as you spend your fourth total mana to cast spells during a turn.)

Instant

Mill four cards. You may put a permanent card from among the cards milled this way into your hand. If you control a Squirrel or returned a Squirrel card to your hand this way, create a Food token. (To mill four cards, put the top four cards of your library into your graveyard. A Food token is an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Sorcery

Return up to two target creatures to their owners' hands. Draw two cards, then discard a card.

Legendary Creature — Squirrel Warlock

Menace Other Squirrels you control have menace. Whenever you sacrifice one or more Foods, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. {2}, Forage: Put a +1/+1 counter on each other Squirrel you control. (To forage, exile three cards from your graveyard or sacrifice a Food.)

Artifact — Food

When this artifact enters and when you sacrifice it, create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token and scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.) {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

Creature — Lizard Assassin

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it if an opponent lost life this turn. {1}{B/R}: This creature gains menace until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Legendary Creature — Frog Druid

Vigilance Whenever Clement or another creature you control enters, return up to one target creature you control with lesser mana value to its owner's hand. Frogs you control have "{T}: Add {G} or {U}. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell."

Creature — Frog Scout

Reach When this creature enters, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a land card. Put that card onto the battlefield tapped and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Artifact Creature — Construct

Menace, deathtouch When this creature enters, put target creature card with mana value 4 or less from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control with a finality counter on it. That creature gains menace, deathtouch, and haste. At the beginning of your next end step, exile that creature.

Instant

Conduct Electricity deals 6 damage to target creature and 2 damage to up to one target creature token.

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. {T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Creature — Squirrel Warlock

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may forage. (Exile three cards from your graveyard or sacrifice a Food.) Whenever you forage, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Sorcery

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, then proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Sorcery

Gift a card (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they draw a card before its other effects.) Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. Exile that card. If the gift was promised, you may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it.

Instant

Gift a Food (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they create a Food token before its other effects. It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Target creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If the gift was promised, that creature also gains indestructible until end of turn.

Creature — Squirrel Druid

When this creature enters, you may forage. When you do, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. (To forage, exile three cards from your graveyard or sacrifice a Food.)

Creature — Rat Squirrel

Deathtouch When this creature enters, you may mill two cards. (You may put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Legendary Planeswalker — Daretti

+2: Discard up to two cards, then draw that many cards. −2: Sacrifice an artifact. If you do, return target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield. −10: You get an emblem with "Whenever an artifact is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, return that card to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step." Daretti, Scrap Savant can be your commander.

Creature — Otter Wizard

When this creature enters, you may cast target instant or sorcery card with mana value 4 or less from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. {T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Sorcery

Destroy all creatures and enchantments. Draw a card for each permanent destroyed this way.

Sorcery

Gift a card (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they draw a card before its other effects.) Return up to two target creature cards each with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. If the gift was promised, instead return up to three target creature cards each with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Instant

This spell costs {1} less to cast if it targets an attacking or tapped creature. Target creature's owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library.