Pattys Card Emporium

Creature — Hamster Citizen

Whenever you give a gift, draw a card.

Creature — Raccoon Berserker

Trample Whenever you expend 4, this creature gets +2/+1 until end of turn. (You expend 4 as you spend your fourth total mana to cast spells during a turn.)

Creature — Lizard Otter

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target opponent. Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, untap this creature.

Creature — Bird Knight

Flying Whenever another nontoken Bird you control enters, create a 1/1 blue Fish creature token.

Sorcery — Arcane

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Legendary Creature — Goblin Warrior

{T}: Create X 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens, where X is the number of Goblins you control.

Creature — Bat Bird

Flying Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.

Creature — Rat Otter

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) When this creature enters, surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell. {U}, {T}: Surveil 2. Activate only if a Bird, Frog, Otter, or Rat entered the battlefield under your control this turn.

Sorcery

Gift a tapped Fish (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they create a tapped 1/1 blue Fish creature token before its other effects.) Choose target creature you control and target creature you don't control. Put a +1/+1 counter on the creature you control if the gift was promised. Then those creatures fight each other.

Instant

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Up to one other target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature — Mouse Soldier

Offspring {2} (You may pay an additional {2} as you cast this spell. If you do, when this creature enters, create a 1/1 token copy of it.) At the beginning of combat on your turn, target Mouse you control gains your choice of double strike or trample until end of turn.

Land — Gate

This land enters tapped. As this land enters, choose a color other than green. {T}: Add {G} or one mana of the chosen color.

Creature — Shark Pirate

Whenever you discard one or more cards, put that many +1/+1 counters on this creature. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Legendary Creature — Human Shaman

Whenever another creature you control dies, you get an experience counter. At the beginning of your end step, choose target creature card in your graveyard. If that card's mana value is less than or equal to the number of experience counters you have, return it to the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your hand.

Enchantment

Raid — At the beginning of your end step, if you attacked this turn, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") {2}{B}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Target opponent loses X life, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.

Instant

Target creature gains trample until end of turn. It also gets +1/+0 until end of turn if you control a Mouse. Draw a card.

Creature — Rat Warlock

Threshold — As long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, this creature gets +3/+0. {2}{U/B}: Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Sorcery

Gift a tapped Fish (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they create a tapped 1/1 blue Fish creature token before its other effects.) Target player draws three cards. If the gift was promised, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Enchantment

Whenever an opponent casts their first spell each turn, that player exiles the top card of their library. If it's a nonland card, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.

Creature — Bat Warrior

Flying, deathtouch Whenever you gain or lose life during your turn, Bats you control get +1/+0 and gain deathtouch until end of turn. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Legendary Creature — Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) As Morophon enters, choose a creature type. Spells of the chosen type you cast cost {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} less to cast. This effect reduces only the amount of colored mana you pay. Other creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1.

Creature — Mouse Soldier

Flash Valiant — Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability you control for the first time each turn, tap target creature an opponent controls.

Legendary Creature — Raccoon Warrior

At the beginning of your first main phase, add {R} or {G} for each Raccoon you control. Whenever you expend 4, you gain 3 life. (You expend 4 as you spend your fourth total mana to cast spells during a turn.) Whenever you expend 8, exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

Land

Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) {T}: Add {C}. Max speed — {T}: Add {C}{C}.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Creature — Mouse Soldier

Valiant — Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability you control for the first time each turn, it gets +0/+2 until end of turn. {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Creature — Rat Rogue

Vigilance Threshold — As long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, this creature gets +1/+0 and can't be blocked.

Instant

Gift a Food (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they create a Food token before its other effects. It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Destroy target creature. If the gift wasn't promised, you lose 2 life.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {G}. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell. {G}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each Frog, Rabbit, Raccoon, or Squirrel you control that entered the battlefield this turn.

Instant

If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by creatures your opponents control.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, search your library for up to five land cards that have different names, exile them, then shuffle. At the beginning of your end step, choose a card at random exiled with this enchantment and put it onto the battlefield tapped.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. If you spend this mana to cast your commander, it enters with a number of additional +1/+1 counters on it equal to the number of times it's been cast from the command zone this game.

Creature — Snake Ninja Rogue

Ninjutsu {3}{B} ({3}{B}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.) Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and manifest the top card of that player's library. (Put it onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)

Creature — Squirrel Warlock

Deathtouch {T}: Until end of turn, you may cast creature spells from your graveyard by foraging in addition to paying their other costs. If you cast a spell this way, that creature enters with a finality counter on it. (To forage, exile three cards from your graveyard or sacrifice a Food. If a creature with a finality counter on it would die, exile it instead.)

Sorcery

Create a 1/1 blue and red Otter creature token with prowess. If this spell was cast from anywhere other than your hand, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, a creature with prowess gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) Flashback {3}{U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Creature — Human Druid

When this creature enters, add one mana of any color. Whenever another creature you control with power 4 or greater enters, draw a card. Plot {2}{G} (You may pay {2}{G} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Enchantment Creature — Avatar Horror

Impending 4—{2}{R}{R} (If you cast this spell for its impending cost, it enters with four time counters and isn't a creature until the last is removed. At the beginning of your end step, remove a time counter from it.) Whenever this permanent enters or attacks, it deals 4 damage to any target.

Instant

Gift a tapped Fish (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they create a tapped 1/1 blue Fish creature token before its other effects.) Exile target nontoken creature. If the gift wasn't promised, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it at the beginning of the next end step.

Artifact

{T}: Add one mana of any color. {1}, {T}: Untap target legendary creature you control.

Instant

Choose one — • Destroy target creature with flying. • Destroy target enchantment. • Draw a card. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")