The Guildhouse

Creature — Human Soldier

Tap two untapped artifacts and/or creatures you control: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Frog Druid

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and you gain 1 life.

Creature — Cat Soldier

As long as this creature is equipped, it has first strike and lifelink. (It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike. Damage dealt by it also causes you to gain that much life.)

Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero

During your turn, Sun-Spider has flying. When Sun-Spider enters, search your library for an Aura or Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature — Elemental Cat

Players can't gain life. Damage can't be prevented. When this creature enters, it deals damage to each player equal to the number of nonbasic lands that player controls.

Creature — Human Knight

When this creature enters, if an opponent controls more lands than you, create a Lander token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.") Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Creature — Giant

Vigilance Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot Villain

Super-Adaptoid's power is equal to the number of legendary creatures you control. Whenever Super-Adaptoid enters or attacks, choose another target creature. If that creature has haste and Super-Adaptoid doesn't, put a haste counter on Super-Adaptoid. Do the same for flying, first strike, double strike, deathtouch, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, and vigilance.

Sorcery

Replicate {2} (When you cast this spell, copy it for each time you paid its replicate cost. You may choose new targets for the copies.) Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.

Instant

Trample (This spell can deal excess damage to its target's controller.) Super-Duper Death Ray deals 4 damage to target creature.

Creature — Mutant Warrior

Trample When this creature enters or dies, return up to one target Aura or Equipment card from your graveyard to your hand.

Legendary Creature — Skrull Shapeshifter Villain

Flying {2}{W}: Create a 0/4 colorless Wall creature token with defender. {3}{G}: Super-Skrull gets +4/+4 until end of turn. {4}{R}: Super-Skrull deals 4 damage to target creature. {5}{U}: Target player draws four cards.

Enchantment — Aura

Flash Enchant creature When this Aura enters, enchanted creature gains first strike until end of turn. Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has haste.

Artifact — Equipment

Flash When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Untap that creature. Equipped creature gets +1/+2. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery

Choose one — • Suplex deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. • Exile target artifact.

Enchantment

Activated abilities cost {2} more to activate unless they're mana abilities.

Creature — Spirit

Flying Other Spirits you control get +1/+1.

Instant

Target creature gets +3/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. (It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)

Artifact Creature — Robot

Whenever another nontoken artifact you control enters, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Enchantment — Room // Enchantment — Room

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, yell "Surprise!" and put onto the battlefield any number of printed Clown Robot tokens that aren't touching each other, that you hid on the battlefield before you cast this enchantment, and that weren't spotted by an opponent before you cast this enchantment. Robots you control get +1/+0 and have vigilance.

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior

Formidable — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if creatures you control have total power 8 or greater, target creature you control gains haste until end of turn. (It can attack and {T} no matter when it came under your control.)

Sorcery

Amass Orcs 3, then target player mills X cards, where X is the amassed Army's power. (To amass Orcs 3, put three +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. It's also an Orc. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Orc Army creature token first.)

Creature — Giant Berserker

Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice another creature. When you do, this creature deals damage equal to the sacrificed creature's power to any target. If the sacrificed creature was a Giant, this creature deals twice that much damage instead.

Land

When this land enters, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.) {T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact Creature — Robot

Flying Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) {10}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals 3 damage to any target. Target player draws three cards and gains 3 life. This ability costs {X} less to activate, where X is the number of differently named lands you control.

Sorcery

You gain 2 life. Then if you have more life than an opponent, draw a card. Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Creature — Human Soldier

First strike {1}{W}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Scry 2.

Instant

Exile target nonland permanent and the top card of your library. For each of those cards, its owner may play it until the end of their next turn.

Sorcery

This spell costs {3} less to cast if you've sacrificed an artifact this turn. This spell can't be countered. (This includes by the ward ability.) Suspicious Detonation deals 4 damage to target creature.

Artifact — Spacecraft

When this Spacecraft enters, each opponent sacrifices a nontoken creature of their choice. Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It's an artifact creature at 7+.) 7+ | Flying

Creature — Vampire Soldier

Whenever this creature or another creature or artifact you control dies, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. Warp {B} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Land — Planet

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B}. Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Planet. Station only as a sorcery.) 12+ | {1}{B}, {T}, Pay 2 life, Sacrifice a creature: Draw cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Zombie

Trample As this creature enters, exile any number of creature cards from your graveyard. Sutured Ghoul's power is equal to the total power of the exiled cards and its toughness is equal to their total toughness.

Creature — Phyrexian Cleric

Whenever another creature you control enters, you may gain 1 life. Whenever a creature an opponent controls enters, you may have that player lose 1 life.

Instant

Choose target spell. Surveil 2, then counter the chosen spell unless its controller pays {1} for each card in your graveyard. (To surveil 2, look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Basic Land — Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)