The Royal Rook

Sorcery

Destroy all creatures and planeswalkers except for commanders.

Legendary Creature — Mutant Berserker Turtle

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Slash deals 2 damage to each opponent. Whenever Slash attacks, create a 2/2 red Mutant creature token.

Instant

Buyback—Pay 4 life. (You may pay 4 life in addition to any other costs as you cast this spell. If you do, put this card into your hand as it resolves.) Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.

Instant

Destroy target nonblack creature. At the beginning of your next upkeep, pay {2}{B}. If you don't, you lose the game.

Creature — Phyrexian Cleric

Toxic 2 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get two poison counters.) Whenever another creature you control with toxic attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature — Vampire Warrior

When this creature enters, each opponent creates a 1/1 white Human creature token. Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {R}{W}, {T}: Target creature gets +2/+0 and gains vigilance and haste until end of turn.

Creature — Faerie Wizard

Flying, ward {2} This creature enters tapped with three stun counters on it. (If it would become untapped, remove a stun counter from it instead.) {1}{U}: Untap this creature.

Sorcery

Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library.

Creature — Bird Wizard

Flying, haste Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Plot {1}{R} (You may pay {1}{R} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery

Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity. A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.

Legendary Creature — Fungus Goblin

Whenever Slimefoot and Squee enters or attacks, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. {1}{B}{R}{G}, Sacrifice a Saproling: Return this card and up to one other target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Instant

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It phases out. (Treat it and anything attached to it as though they don't exist until its controller's next turn.)

Sorcery

Devoid (This card has no color.) Target creature can't be blocked this turn. Draw a card.

Instant

Exile target creature you own, then return it to the battlefield under your control. The Ring tempts you.

Creature — Beast

Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Creature — Elemental Nightmare

Flash Whenever you cast another spell that has flash, you draw a card and each opponent loses 1 life.

Creature — Horror

Whenever this creature enters or attacks, put a slime counter on up to one other target creature. Non-Horror creatures with slime counters on them lose all abilities and have base power and toughness 2/2.

Instant

Destroy target artifact. Smash to Smithereens deals 3 damage to that artifact's controller.

Sorcery

Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.) Target creature you control fights up to one target creature you don't control.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, return up to two target creature cards with power 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Put a +1/+1 counter on each of those creatures.

Instant

Smite the Deathless deals 3 damage to target creature. That creature loses indestructible until end of turn. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Artifact

Flash All creatures have shroud. (They can't be the targets of spells or abilities.) At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this artifact. When you do, target creature you control can't be blocked this turn.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R}. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land — Swamp Mountain

({T}: Add {B} or {R}.) This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Creature — Eldrazi

Devoid (This card has no color.) Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature. Whenever you sacrifice a creature, draw a card.

Enchantment

Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player may pay {2}. If the player doesn't, you create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Artifact — Vehicle

Flying Whenever this Vehicle attacks or blocks, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card. Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Enchantment

At the beginning of each end step, draw a card for each opponent who drew two or more cards this turn, then create a Treasure token for each opponent who had two or more lands enter the battlefield under their control this turn.

Instant

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.) + {2} — Mill four cards. You may put up to two creature and/or land cards from among the milled cards into your hand. + {4}{G} — You may put up to two creature cards from your hand onto the battlefield. + {1} — Creatures you control with power 4 or greater gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.

Instant

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains hexproof until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Instant

Return target creature to its owner's hand. Untap up to two lands.

Creature — Wolf

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) As long as you control a Goblin or Orc, this creature gets +1/+0.

Enchantment

{R}: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. That creature gains haste. Sacrifice the creature at the beginning of the next end step.

Sorcery

Each player may discard their hand and draw five cards. Then Snort deals 5 damage to each opponent who discarded their hand this way. Flashback {5}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Basic Snow Land — Forest

({T}: Add {G}.)

Basic Snow Land — Island

({T}: Add {U}.)

Basic Snow Land — Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Basic Snow Land — Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)