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Creature — Dinosaur

When this creature enters, target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn. Swampcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Swamp card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Creature — Elephant

Trample Cycling {X}{2}{R} ({X}{2}{R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) When you cycle this card, destroy up to X target artifacts.

Creature — Plant Hydra

This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. When this creature dies, search your library for up to X basic land cards, where X is this creature's power, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Creature — Snake Hydra

Vigilance, reach, trample This creature gets +1/+1 as long as you control a Desert. This creature gets +1/+1 as long as there is a Desert card in your graveyard.

Land — Desert

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {R}. {2}{R}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice a Desert: This land deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Legendary Creature — Spirit Warrior

Flying, vigilance The first card you foretell each turn costs {0} to foretell. Whenever one or more cards are put into exile from your hand or a spell or ability you control exiles one or more permanents from the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Creature — Zombie Rat

Skulk (This creature can't be blocked by creatures with greater power.) Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 and has trample. When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.

Sorcery

Shuffle your library, then mill four cards. Put each creature card milled this way onto the battlefield. They gain haste. At the beginning of the next end step, return those creatures to their owner's hand. Flashback {6}{R}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

Ranger's Firebrand deals 2 damage to any target. The Ring tempts you.

Instant

Target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains hexproof until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Sorcery

Search your library for up to two Forest cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Creature — Human Ranger

Vigilance When this creature enters, gain control of up to one target creature with lesser power for as long as you control this creature. Then the Ring tempts you.

Creature — Dinosaur

Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Choose one or more — • Each player discards two cards. • Each player loses 4 life. • Each player sacrifices two creatures of their choice.

Legendary Creature — Faerie Rogue

Flying, haste Whenever Rankle deals combat damage to a player, choose any number — • Each player discards a card. • Each player loses 1 life and draws a card. • Each player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Creature — Dragon

Flying When this creature enters, create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle

Whenever Raph & Leo attack, if it's the first combat phase of the turn, untap one or two target attacking creatures. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase.

Legendary Creature — Devil Noble

Flying Other Demons, Devils, Imps, and Tieflings you control get +1/+1 and have lifelink. At the beginning of each end step, if a creature card was put into your graveyard from anywhere this turn, create a 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this token dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."

Instant

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. That creature's controller creates a 3/3 green Frog Lizard creature token.

Legendary Creature — Human Monk

Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power. Whenever Rasaad yn Bashir attacks, if you have the initiative, double the toughness of each creature you control until end of turn. Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Legendary Creature — Elf Druid

Whenever you cast your first spell each turn, reveal the top card of your library. You may cast it without paying its mana cost if it's a spell with lesser mana value. If you don't cast it, put it into your hand.

Legendary Creature — Rat Avatar

Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token and put a +1/+1 counter on Rat King. {T}, Sacrifice three Rats: Return target creature card and all other cards with the same name as that card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Instant

Up to one target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. You create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This token can't block."

Creature — Gorgon Warlock

Deathtouch Whenever you commit a crime, target creature you control gains your choice of menace or lifelink until end of turn. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.)

Creature — Human Shaman

{T}: Add {G}, {U}, or {R}. Morph {2} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.) When this creature is turned face up, add {G}{U}{R}.

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior

Ward—Pay life equal to Raubahn's power. Whenever Raubahn attacks, attach up to one target Equipment you control to target attacking creature.

Land

This land enters tapped unless a player has 13 or less life. {T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Creature — Bird Assassin

Flying Whenever this creature enters or attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. If a creature card is exiled this way, create a Clue token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") Whenever you draw your second card each turn, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature — Bird

Flying Whenever you commit a crime, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.)

Creature — Dinosaur

Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you gain 2 life.

Creature — Phyrexian Horror

Corrupted — When this creature enters, sacrifice a creature unless an opponent has three or more poison counters.

Creature — Rat

When this creature enters, target opponent discards a card.

Artifact Creature — Robot

Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature token. {R}, {T}: Creature tokens you control gain haste until end of turn.

Creature — Squirrel

Whenever you sacrifice an artifact or creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. {1}{B}{G}, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: You gain 1 life and draw a card.

Creature — Lizard Rogue

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) {1}{B}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Instant

Destroy target enchantment. Flashback {G} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Creature — Human Soldier

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Whenever a nontoken creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token. Warp {1}{W} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Legendary Creature — Demon

Flying, trample Pay 2 life, Sacrifice another creature: Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature — Human Assassin

This creature has first strike during your turn. Whenever an opponent draws a card, this creature deals 1 damage to them.

Artifact Land

This land enters tapped. Indestructible {T}: Add {W} or {U}.

Land

This land enters tapped unless a player has 13 or less life. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.