Tilted Gaming

Instant // Sorcery

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card if you control an artifact. Draw a card if you control an enchantment.

Sorcery

Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Harmonize {4}{G} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its harmonize cost. You may tap a creature you control to reduce that cost by {X}, where X is its power. Then exile this spell.)

Artifact Creature — Golem

Ward {2} As this creature enters, choose a creature type. This creature is the chosen type in addition to its other types. If a triggered ability of another creature you control of the chosen type triggers, it triggers an additional time.

Sorcery

All creatures able to block target creature this turn do so. Ferocious — That creature gains indestructible until end of turn if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I, II — Create a 5/5 green Elephant creature token. III — Double the power and toughness of each creature you control until end of turn.

Enchantment

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature or Vehicle you control. Channel — {X}{G}{G}, Discard this card: Put X +1/+1 counters on target land you control. It becomes a 0/0 green Spirit creature with haste. It's still a land.

Enchantment — Room // Enchantment — Room

Sorcery

Casualty 1 (As you cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power 1 or greater. When you do, copy this spell.) Exile the top two cards of your library. You may play those cards this turn.

Legendary Creature — Elf Druid

At the beginning of your end step, each player exiles the top card of their library. Until your next end step, each player may play the card they exiled this way. Whenever a player plays a land from exile or casts a spell from exile, you put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, if it was cast from your graveyard, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has flying and haste. Equip {2} Mayhem {2}

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {R}. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell. {R}, {T}: Target Lizard, Mouse, Otter, or Raccoon you control gets +1/+0 and gains haste until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. {T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Creature — Human Wizard Sorcerer

Whenever you cast an instant, sorcery, or Wizard spell, this creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control a Mount or Vehicle. {T}: Add {R}. {1}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Create a 1/1 colorless Pilot creature token with "This token saddles Mounts and crews Vehicles as though its power were 2 greater." Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Human Mercenary

Whenever you cast your first spell each turn, add {R}{R}.

Legendary Creature — Vampire Angel

Flying, deathtouch, lifelink Whenever you gain life, Rodolf Duskbringer gains indestructible until end of turn. At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {1}{W/B}. When you do, return target creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.

Legendary Creature — Kobold Warrior

First strike, menace, trample Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Artifact — Equipment

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {4}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Creature — Human Knight

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) When this creature dies, the Ring tempts you.

Creature — Merfolk Rogue

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you get {E} (an energy counter). {T}, Pay six {E}: Draw three cards.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, draw two cards, then discard a card. When a Dragon you control enters, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.

Enchantment

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, this enchantment deals 1 damage to them. Whenever a player casts a spell, if no mana was spent to cast that spell, this enchantment deals 5 damage to that player. {R}: Your opponents can't gain life this turn.

Sorcery

Rolling Earthquake deals X damage to each creature without horsemanship and each player.

Sorcery

Rolling Thunder deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of targets.

Creature — Vampire Assassin

Flash Flying, lifelink When this creature enters, destroy target creature an opponent controls that was dealt damage this turn.

Enchantment

You may pay {0} rather than pay the mana cost for Zombie creature spells you cast.

Artifact Creature — Construct

Flying Whenever another artifact you control enters, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Enchantment

Artifacts and lands enter tapped.

Sorcery

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Creature — Sliver

This spell can't be countered. Sliver spells can't be countered.

Instant

Populate. Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. (To populate, create a token that's a copy of a creature token you control.)

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control a Mountain or a Forest. {T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Creature — Satyr Scout

{T}: Add {G}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot

First strike Raid — At end of combat on your turn, if you attacked this turn, create a Junk token for each opponent you attacked. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.") Whenever you sacrifice a Junk, add {R}.

Legendary Creature — Human Assassin

Other creatures you control are Assassins in addition to their other types. The same is true for creature spells you control and creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield. Face-down creatures you control have menace. Whenever a permanent you control is turned face up, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Legendary Creature — Giant Shaman

{T}: Add {C}{C}{C}{C}. Spend this mana only on costs that contain {X}.

Legendary Creature — Halfling Peasant

When Rosie Cotton enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Whenever you create a token, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control other than Rosie Cotton.

Creature — Fungus

Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Elemental

Menace Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a skewer counter on this creature. Then you may sacrifice it. If you do, exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of skewer counters on this creature. You may play those cards this turn.

Creature — Elemental Snake

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice any number of nonland permanents. This spell costs {1} less to cast for each permanent sacrificed this way. Whenever this creature enters or attacks, put a blight counter on it. Then for each blight counter on it, each opponent loses 4 life unless that player sacrifices a nonland permanent of their choice or discards a card.

Creature — Zombie Rat

When this creature enters, each player discards a card. Unearth {1}{B} ({1}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Mouse Raccoon

Trample Whenever you expend 4, target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains trample until end of turn. (You expend 4 as you spend your fourth total mana to cast spells during a turn.)

Sorcery

Add {R} for each card in target opponent's hand. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end. Exile Rousing Refrain with three time counters on it. Suspend 3—{1}{R} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay {1}{R} and exile it with three time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.)