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Creature — Mouse Raccoon

Trample Whenever you expend 4, target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains trample until end of turn. (You expend 4 as you spend your fourth total mana to cast spells during a turn.)

Sorcery

Add {R} for each card in target opponent's hand. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end. Exile Rousing Refrain with three time counters on it. Suspend 3—{1}{R} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay {1}{R} and exile it with three time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.)

Sorcery

You may cast this spell as though it had flash if you pay {2} more to cast it. (You may cast it any time you could cast an instant.) Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.

Artifact Creature — Robot

Void — When this creature enters, if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, exile up to one target instant or sorcery card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard. Copy it. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

Instant

Bargain (You may sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or token as you cast this spell.) If this spell was bargained, look at the top four cards of your library, then put up to two of them back on top of your library in any order and the rest into your graveyard. You draw two cards and you lose 2 life.

Legendary Creature — Cat Druid

Whenever Roxanne enters or attacks, create a tapped colorless artifact token named Meteorite with "When this token enters, it deals 2 damage to any target" and "{T}: Add one mana of any color." Whenever you tap an artifact token for mana, add one mana of any type that artifact token produced.

Creature — Human Assassin

{T}: Destroy target tapped creature.

Instant

Target creature you control gains hexproof until end of turn. Create a Royal Role token attached to that creature. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has ward {1}.)

Legendary Creature — Human Scout

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.) Whenever Ruby attacks while you control a creature with power 4 or greater, Ruby gets +2/+2 until end of turn. {T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Artifact

Red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Legendary Creature — Human Noble

Whenever Rufus Shinra attacks, if you don't control a creature named Darkstar, create Darkstar, a legendary 2/2 white and black Dog creature token.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Creature — Eldrazi Drone

Devoid (This card has no color.) Ingest (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player exiles the top card of their library.) Other colorless creatures you control get +1/+0.

Creature — Bat

Flying, lifelink At the beginning of your end step, if you descended this turn, scry 1. (You descended if a permanent card was put into your graveyard from anywhere.)

Sorcery

Choose one — • Ruinous Rampage deals 3 damage to each opponent. • Exile all artifacts with mana value 3 or less.

Sorcery

Destroy all nonland permanents your opponents control.

Creature — Rat

Deathtouch When this creature dies, exile target card from an opponent's graveyard.

Sorcery

Rumbling Rockslide deals damage to target creature equal to the number of lands you control.

Creature — Goblin Rogue

{T}, Discard a card: Draw a card.

Creature — Elf Wizard

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, scry 1. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, draw a card instead.

Legendary Creature — Cat Shaman

Whenever you cast a creature spell with mana value 5 or greater, that creature enters with X additional +1/+1 counters on it, where X is its mana value minus 4. Creatures you control with three or more +1/+1 counters on them have haste. {T}: Add {G}.

Creature — Elemental

Whenever you cast a red spell, if this creature has fewer than three +1/+1 counters on it, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Remove three +1/+1 counters from this creature: Add {R}{R}{R}.

Instant

Choose two target creatures controlled by different players. Return those creatures to their owners' hands.

Creature — Goblin Warrior

Other Goblins you control get +1/+1. Whenever this creature or another Goblin you control dies, exile the top card of your library. If it's a Goblin creature card, you may cast that card until the end of your next turn.

Creature — Demon

Flying When this creature enters, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature — Dinosaur

Whenever an opponent activates an ability of a creature or land that isn't a mana ability, you may draw a card.

Instant

This spell costs {1} less to cast if it targets a Mount or Vehicle you control. Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.

Sorcery

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.) + {1} — Target opponent sacrifices half the creatures they control of their choice, rounded up. + {2} — Target opponent discards half the cards in their hand, rounded up. + {2} — Target opponent loses half their life, rounded up.

Instant

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains lifelink and indestructible until end of turn. (Damage dealt by that creature also causes its controller to gain that much life, and it can't be destroyed by damage or effects that say "destroy.")

Instant

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. If it's a Goblin or Orc, it also gains haste until end of turn.

Artifact Creature — Robot

Menace {2}, {T}, Exile an artifact card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature, then it deals damage equal to its power to any target.

Instant

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.) + {1} — Untap all creatures target player controls. + {1} — Target creature gains double strike until end of turn.

Artifact Land

This land enters tapped. Indestructible {T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Creature — Orc Pirate

{2}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Sacrifice three Treasures: Draw a card.

Creature — Vampire Assassin

When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another creature. When you do, destroy target nonland permanent.

Sorcery

Target opponent exiles a card from their hand. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, draw a card. Flashback {4}{B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Creature — Human Wizard

When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another creature you control. If you do, create a number of Treasure tokens equal to that creature's power. {2}{B}, Sacrifice X artifacts: Return target creature card with power X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. X can't be 0.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Creatures you control get +3/+3 until end of turn. • Return up to two target permanent cards from your graveyard to your hand.

Legendary Creature — Human Shaman

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card. Summon — {X}, {T}: Return target Saga card with mana value X from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it. It gains haste until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Plant

Reach Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Land — Mountain Plains

({T}: Add {R} or {W}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Creature — Human Wizard

Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Remove all +1/+1 counters from this creature: For each five counters removed this way, take an extra turn after this one.

Creature — Spirit Giant

Flying Spells you cast from anywhere other than your hand cost {2} less to cast. Foretell {4}{U} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)