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Creature — Elf Archer

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to each creature with flying.

Land — Desert

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice a Desert: Exile all graveyards.

Enchantment — Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) Whenever one or more creatures you control die, create a Food token. This ability triggers only once each turn. {1}{B}: Level 2 Whenever you sacrifice a permanent, target player mills two cards. {2}{B}: Level 3 At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice three other nonland permanents. If you do, return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it.

Creature — Ooze

{G}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and you gain 1 life.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has trample. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create that many 1/1 green and white Citizen creature tokens. Equip {3}

Sorcery

Choose two target players. Each of them searches their library for a card, then shuffles and puts that card on top.

Artifact Creature — Dragon

Domain — This spell costs {2} less to cast for each basic land type among lands you control. Flying Each creature you control has vigilance if it's white, hexproof if it's blue, lifelink if it's black, first strike if it's red, and trample if it's green.

Legendary Enchantment — Background

Commander creatures you own have "The first time you would draw a card each turn, instead look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your graveyard and the other back on top of your library. Then draw a card."

Creature — Faerie Soldier

Flash Flying Other Faerie creatures you control get +1/+1. Other Faeries you control have shroud. (They can't be the targets of spells or abilities.)

Land

If this land would enter, sacrifice two untapped lands instead. If you do, put this land onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}{C}.

Instant

Scorching Dragonfire deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If that creature or planeswalker would die this turn, exile it instead.

Sorcery

Scorching Shot deals 5 damage to target creature.

Instant

Choose one or both — • Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. • Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Instant

Exile target permanent.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {W} or {B}.

Creature — Kraken

When this creature enters, return each creature your opponents control with toughness X or less to its owner's hand, where X is the number of Islands you control.

Creature — Hydra

Trample This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness.

Creature — Dragon

Flying Dethrone (Whenever this creature attacks the player with the most life or tied for most life, put a +1/+1 counter on it.) Whenever this creature attacks for the first time each turn, if it's attacking the player with the most life or tied for most life, untap all attacking creatures. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase.

Artifact

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy all permanents except for artifacts and lands. Activate only during your upkeep.

Sorcery

Scouring Sands deals 1 damage to each creature your opponents control. Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Sorcery

Return up to three target creature cards with total mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Put a +1/+1 counter on each of them.

Artifact

{3}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 3 damage to target creature. {6}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target creature or Vehicle.

Artifact Creature — Construct

Whenever this creature dies or another artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return to your hand target artifact card in your graveyard with lesser mana value.

Artifact Creature — Construct

This creature can't block. {1}{B}, Exile another creature card from your graveyard: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Construct

At the beginning of your upkeep, each player draws a card. Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player loses 1 life.

Creature — Horror

Deathtouch Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Creature — Spirit

Haste Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to any other target. If a player is dealt damage this way, they can't gain life for the rest of the game.

Artifact

{1}, {T}: Exile any number of cards from your hand face down. Put that many cards from the top of your library into your hand. Then look at the exiled cards and put them on top of your library in any order.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Gain control of up to one target artifact for as long as you control this Saga. The Ring tempts you. II — Tap up to two target creatures. Put a stun counter on each of them. III — Draw a card for each tapped creature target opponent controls.

Artifact

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a lore counter on this artifact. {3}, {T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each lore counter on this artifact.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. Return target creature or Spacecraft card with mana value 5 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Then create a Lander token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.")

Creature — Fish Pirate

Flying Whenever you discard one or more cards, put that many +1/+1 counters on this creature. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Creature — Human Knight Rogue

Menace Whenever this creature enters or attacks, it connives. (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)

Creature — Treefolk

Evolve (Whenever a creature you control enters, if that creature has greater power or toughness than this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.) Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, you may create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, create two 1/1 red Gremlin creature tokens. Then you get an amount of {E} (energy counters) equal to the number of creatures you control. Pay {E}{E}{E}{E}: Creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.

Creature — Insect

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. If you control six or more lands, create a token that's a copy of this creature instead.

Enchantment

{1}, Discard a card: Create a 0/3 blue Crab creature token. Delirium — Crabs you control get +1/+1 as long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.

Artifact — Equipment

Living weapon (When this Equipment enters, create a 0/0 black Phyrexian Germ creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses half their life, rounded up. Equip {3}

Creature — Dinosaur

Whenever a player casts a spell, if it's not their turn, this creature deals 4 damage to them.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. ({C} represents colorless mana.) {2}{C}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you have no cards in hand.

Land

This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. {T}: Add {W} or {U}.

Enchantment

Sacrifice this enchantment: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Enchantment

Sacrifice this enchantment: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Enchantment

Sacrifice this enchantment: Return target creature to its owner's hand.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls with mana value 2 or less until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.