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Creature — Rat Rogue

This creature can't be blocked. Threshold — Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. Then discard a card unless there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.

Instant

Target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains hexproof until end of turn. Untap it. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has vigilance and reach. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, the Ring tempts you. At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Sorcery

Each player may put an artifact, creature, enchantment, or land card from their hand onto the battlefield.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Exile the top four cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards. II, III — Whenever you cast a spell this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Instant

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. Scry 1.

Legendary Creature — Human Ninja

Whenever Shredder attacks a player, for each other opponent, create a token that's a copy of Shredder tapped and attacking that player, except it isn't legendary. Sacrifice those tokens at end of combat. Whenever Shredder deals combat damage to a player, that player loses half their life, rounded up.

Creature — Bird Knight

Flying, double strike, vigilance

Artifact Creature — Construct

When this creature enters, you may search your library for an Aura or Shrine card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

All creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+0. Equip {0} ({0}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Zombie Advisor

When this creature enters, look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard X cards. Sickening Dreams deals X damage to each creature and each player.

Legendary Creature — Snake Shaman

Whenever Sidisi enters or attacks, mill three cards. Whenever one or more creature cards are put into your graveyard from your library, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Legendary Creature — Zombie Snake Warlock

{T}, Sacrifice a creature you control with mana value X other than Sidisi: Return target creature card with mana value X plus 1 from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Legendary Creature — Zombie Snake

Deathtouch Exploit (When this creature enters, you may sacrifice a creature.) When Sidisi exploits a creature, you may search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature — Goblin

When this creature enters, create three 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens. {1}{R}, Sacrifice a Goblin: This creature deals 2 damage to any target.

Creature — Rhino

Trample When this creature enters, each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.

Creature — Human Soldier

At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Whenever another nontoken Soldier you control dies, create a 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature token.

Creature — Eldrazi

Devoid (This card has no color.) Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}." ({C} represents colorless mana.)

Legendary Creature — Angel

Flying, trample Humans you control get +1/+1. Coven — Whenever Sigarda attacks, if you control three or more creatures with different powers, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a Human creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Legendary Creature — Angel

Flying You and Humans you control have hexproof. {2}, Exile a card from your graveyard: Create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.

Enchantment

You may cast Aura and Equipment spells as though they had flash. Whenever an Equipment you control enters, you may attach it to target creature you control.

Enchantment

At the beginning of combat on your turn, creatures you control with toughness 4 or greater get +2/+2 and gain vigilance until end of turn.

Artifact — Equipment

This Equipment enters with X charge counters on it. Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each charge counter on this Equipment. Equip—Remove a charge counter from this Equipment.

Sorcery

Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.

Instant

Your opponents can't cast spells this turn.

Enchantment — Aura

Flash Enchant creature or Vehicle When this Aura enters, untap enchanted permanent. Enchanted permanent gets +1/+2 and has reach.

Instant

Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to X target creatures you control. Auras, Equipment, and modified creatures you control gain hexproof until end of turn. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero

Web-slinging {1}{G}{W} (You may cast this spell for {1}{G}{W} if you also return a tapped creature you control to its owner's hand.) Whenever you cast a creature spell, create a 1/1 green and white Human Citizen creature token. {3}{G}{W}: Creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain vigilance until end of turn.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may reveal a Dragon card from your hand. Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}. If you revealed a Dragon card or controlled a Dragon as you cast this spell, counter that spell instead.

Legendary Creature — Dragon

Flying, hexproof Whenever a Dragon you control attacks, creatures defending player controls get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Cat Nightmare

Partner with Trynn, Champion of Freedom (When this creature enters, target player may put Trynn into their hand from their library, then shuffle.) Menace Sacrifice a Human: Put a +1/+1 counter on Silvar. It gains indestructible until end of turn.

Creature — Ape Shaman

Whenever you cast a creature spell, choose one — • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. • Look at the top five cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them onto the battlefield tapped. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. • You gain 4 life.

Artifact Land

This land enters tapped. Indestructible {T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Creature — Dinosaur

Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, each opponent sacrifices a permanent of their choice.

Creature — Rat Ninja

Ninjutsu {U}{B} ({U}{B}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.) Ninjutsu abilities you activate cost {1} less to activate. Other Ninja and Rogue creatures you control get +1/+1.

Creature — Wolf Warrior

Trample Whenever a Wolf or Werewolf you control becomes the target of an instant or sorcery spell, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.

Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon

Flying, vigilance Each instant and sorcery spell you cast has casualty 1. (As you cast that spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power 1 or greater. When you do, copy the spell and you may choose new targets for the copy.)

Artifact — Equipment

Flash When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. That creature gains shroud until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equipped creature can't be blocked. Equip {3}

Artifact Creature — Equipment Monkey

Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Whenever this creature or equipped creature becomes blocked, it deals 1 damage to defending player. Reconfigure {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Creature — Ape Spirit

Exile this card from your hand: Add {R}.

Instant

Choose one — • Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. • Permanents you control gain hexproof until end of turn. • Return target creature to its owner's hand.