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Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Whenever equipped creature attacks, tap up to one target creature. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Beast

When this creature dies, manifest dread. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)

Creature — Bat

Flying Extort (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay {W/B}. If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.)

Creature — Phyrexian Angel

Flying When this creature enters, create two 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature tokens with toxic 1 and "This token can't block." (Players dealt combat damage by them also get a poison counter.)

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature has deathtouch and lifelink. (Any amount of damage it deals to a creature is enough to destroy it. Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.) Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Land — Gate

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}: Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Gates you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Eldrazi Lizard

Devoid (This card has no color.) {1}{G}: Adapt 1. (If this creature has no +1/+1 counters on it, put a +1/+1 counter on it.) Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, you may create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Creature — Capybara

Descend 4 — This creature gets +3/+0 as long as there are four or more permanent cards in your graveyard.

Creature — Lizard

{1}{G}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn. Madness {0} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Artifact — Equipment

Living weapon (When this Equipment enters, create a 0/0 black Phyrexian Germ creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has vigilance and lifelink. Equip {5}

Creature — Angel Knight

Flying, myriad Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card if that player has more cards in hand than each other player. Then you create a Treasure token if that player controls more lands than each other player. Then you gain 3 life if that player has more life than each other player.

Creature — Goblin

{1}{R}: Goblins you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn. Pack tactics — Whenever this creature attacks, if you attacked with creatures with total power 6 or greater this combat, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token that's tapped and attacking.

Instant

Add {R} for each creature you control.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has double strike. (It deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.)

Instant

Choose one — • Attack — Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token. • Ability — Target creature gets +0/+4 until end of turn. • Magic — Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater. • Item — You gain 4 life.

Sorcery

Create two 1/1 white Bird creature tokens with flying. Flashback—Tap three untapped white creatures you control. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Creature — Sliver

Sliver creatures you control get +2/+0.

Sorcery

Improvise (Your artifacts can help cast this spell. Each artifact you tap after you're done activating mana abilities pays for {1}.) Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. You gain X life.

Creature — Goblin Warrior

Whenever this creature becomes blocked, it deals 1 damage to each creature blocking it.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature has haste. Whenever an ability of equipped creature is activated, if it isn't a mana ability, you may pay {1}. If you do, copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy. Equip {2}

Creature — Human Berserker

Whenever you attack, target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains menace until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Legendary Creature — Rabbit Warrior

Tap two untapped tokens you control: Add one mana of any color. Tap three untapped tokens you control: Draw a card. Tap four untapped tokens you control: Put three +1/+1 counters on Baylen. It gains trample until end of turn.

Creature — Goblin

{T}: Target player gains control of target artifact, creature, or land you control.

Instant

Double target player's life total. Shuffle Beacon of Immortality into its owner's library.

Creature — Human Artificer

When this creature dies, create a Lander token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.")

Creature — Human Soldier

During your turn, this creature has first strike. {4}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature — Giant

When this creature dies, destroy all permanents at the beginning of the next end step.

Creature — Elf Druid

Whenever you cast a creature spell, draw a card.

Instant

Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Beast creature token.

Creature — Elf Ranger

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Creature — Elf Shaman Ally

Haste {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell.

Sorcery // Sorcery

Sorcery

One or two target creatures each gain haste until end of turn. For each of those creatures, create a Monster Role token attached to it. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has trample.)

Instant

Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for {1}.) Target creature gets +6/+6 until end of turn.

Instant

Destroy target artifact, creature, or planeswalker.

Creature — Beast

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Mountaincycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Mountain card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Enchantment

Creatures you control have skulk. (They can't be blocked by creatures with greater power.) {4}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Sorcery

Return up to six target creature cards with different names from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Artifact

As this artifact enters, choose a creature type. {3}, {T}: You may put a creature card of the chosen type from your hand onto the battlefield.

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Elf

At the beginning of each postcombat main phase, the active player adds {C}{C} for each of your opponents who lost life this turn. (Damage causes loss of life.)

Creature — Vampire

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Creature — Dinosaur

Trample Whenever another Dinosaur you control enters, you may have this creature's base power become equal to that creature's power until end of turn.

Creature — Dinosaur

Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control.

Creature — Frog Advisor

When this creature enters, draw a card, then discard a card.

Creature — Lizard

{1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.