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Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.) Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero

Riot (This creature enters with your choice of a +1/+1 counter or haste.) Other Spiders you control have riot. Spells and abilities can't be countered. Damage can't be prevented.

Instant

Web-slinging {U} (You may cast this spell for {U} if you also return a tapped creature you control to its owner's hand.) Counter target instant spell, sorcery spell, or triggered ability.

Enchantment

The "legend rule" doesn't apply to Spiders you control. Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, you may copy it. If you do, you may choose new targets for the copy. If the copy is a permanent spell, it gains haste. Do this only once each turn.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +0/+2 and has reach. (It can block creatures with flying.) Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact Creature — Robot Turtle

When this creature enters, return target creature or Vehicle an opponent controls to its owner's hand. If that opponent's speed is greater than each other player's speed, reduce that opponent's speed by 1. This effect can't reduce their speed below 1.

Instant

Destroy target creature or Vehicle.

Creature — Dragon

Flying Wither (This deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.) Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell with a single target, you may copy it. If you do, those spells gain wither. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Creature — Insect

When this creature enters, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Delirium — This creature gets +1/+2 and has vigilance as long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.

Creature — Armadillo

Reach Ward {3} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {3}.) {1}{G}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card or a Desert card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. You gain 3 life.

Creature — Human Knight

Trample When this creature enters, you gain 3 life. Plot {3}{G} (You may pay {3}{G} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Spider Spirit

Reach Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, you may reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero

Whenever you attack with two or more Spiders, put a +1/+1 counter on Spinneret and Spiderling. Whenever Spinneret and Spiderling deals 4 or more damage, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.

Sorcery

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to each of X target creatures and/or planeswalkers.

Land

This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. {T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. {T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Enchantment

Whenever a nontoken creature you control enters, you may pay {W}. If you do, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying. {1}{W}, Sacrifice a Spirit: Target non-Spirit creature gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature (Target a creature as you cast this. This card enters attached to that creature.) Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, you gain that much life.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may waterbend {6}. (While paying a waterbend cost, you can tap your artifacts and creatures to help. Each one pays for {1}.) Draw two cards. If this spell's additional cost was paid, instead shuffle your graveyard into your library, draw seven cards, and you have no maximum hand size for the rest of the game. Exile Spirit Water Revival.

Creature — Wolf Spirit

Flash When this creature enters, each other creature you control that's a Wolf or a Werewolf gets +0/+3 until end of turn.

Enchantment Creature — Spirit

Each player can't draw more than one card each turn.

Creature — Human Warlock

When this creature enters, create a Cursed Role token attached to target creature you control. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature is 1/1.)

Creature — Lizard

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Token Creature — Frog Wizard

When this creature enters, tap up to one target creature and put a stun counter on it. (This token's mana cost is {3}{U}.)

Sorcery

Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. If that creature is a Bird, Frog, Otter, or Rat, draw a card.

Creature — Elemental Wizard

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a Sorcerer Role token attached to up to one other target creature you control. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, scry 1.")

Instant

Distribute two -1/-1 counters among one or two target creatures.

Sorcery

Return all land cards from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Sorcery

Sneak {1}{B} (You may cast this spell for {1}{B} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step.) Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature — Elemental

Trample Splinterfright's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard. At the beginning of your upkeep, mill two cards. (Put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Instant

Will of the council — Choose target instant or sorcery spell. Starting with you, each player votes for denial or duplication. If denial gets more votes, counter the spell. If duplication gets more votes or the vote is tied, copy the spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Destroy all tapped creatures. • Destroy all untapped creatures.

Artifact Creature — Toy

When this creature enters, draw a card. Then discard a card unless you control another creature with power 2 or less.

Enchantment — Aura

Flash Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets -X/-0, where X is the number of cards in your graveyard.

Creature — Fungus

Each other creature you control that's a Fungus or Saproling gets +1/+1.

Creature — Fungus

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, target player sacrifices a creature of their choice other than enchanted creature. When enchanted creature is dealt damage, destroy it.

Sorcery

Gain control of target creature you don't control until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant land When this Aura enters, draw a card. Enchanted land is an Island.

Enchantment Creature — Insect Monk

Bestow {1}{G} Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may pay {1}{G} if this permanent is attached to a creature you control. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that creature. If you didn't create a token this way, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token.