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Legendary Creature — Human Artificer

Artifact, instant, and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. {7}: If you both own and control Urza, Lord Protector and an artifact named The Mightstone and Weakstone, exile them, then meld them into Urza, Planeswalker. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Jellyfish Scientist

The second spell you cast each turn costs {2} less to cast.

Artifact — Spacecraft

Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It's an artifact creature at 12+.) 3+ | Whenever you cast an artifact spell, draw a card. Put a charge counter on this Spacecraft. 12+ | Flying This Spacecraft gets +1/+0 for each artifact you control.

Artifact — Spacecraft

When this Spacecraft enters, draw two cards, then discard a card. Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It's an artifact creature at 8+.) 8+ | Flying

Land — Planet

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U}. Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Planet. Station only as a sorcery.) 12+ | {U}, {T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant Forest As this Aura enters, choose a color. Whenever enchanted Forest is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of the chosen color.

Instant

Exile target nonland permanent.

Enchantment — Aura

Flash Enchant creature Enchanted creature loses all abilities and has base power and toughness 1/1. {2}{C}: Exile enchanted creature.

Creature — Dragon

Flying Whenever a Dragon you control attacks, create a 6/6 red Dragon creature token with flying.

Legendary Creature — Human Scout

Whenever one or more Scouts, Pirates, and/or Rogues you control deal combat damage to a player, exile the top card of that player's library. You may cast it. If you don't, create a Treasure token. Whenever you cast a spell you don't own, put a +1/+1 counter on each Scout, Pirate, and Rogue you control.

Legendary Creature — Elemental Dinosaur Cat

Mutate {1}{W/U}{R}{R} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) Flying, first strike Whenever this creature mutates, you may cast target noncreature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard without paying its mana cost.

Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon

Flying Whenever Vaevictis Asmadi attacks, for each player, choose target permanent that player controls. Those players sacrifice those permanents. Each player who sacrificed a permanent this way reveals the top card of their library, then puts it onto the battlefield if it's a permanent card.

Legendary Creature — Elder Demon

Flying, lifelink Ward—Sacrifice three nonland permanents. If a card you didn't control would be put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead. During your turn, you may play cards exiled with Valgavoth. If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana value rather than pay its mana cost.

Artifact Creature — Construct

Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.) Flying When this creature enters, surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Creature — Angel Cleric

Flying Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.) At the beginning of each end step, if you gained 4 or more life this turn, create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying and vigilance.

Enchantment

Whenever a nontoken, non-Angel creature you control dies, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it. It has flying and is an Angel in addition to its other types.

Creature — Lizard Warlock

If a Lizard, Mouse, Otter, or Raccoon you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus 1 instead.

Creature — Otter Wizard

Flash You may cast noncreature spells as though they had flash. Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Birds, Frogs, Otters, and Rats you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap them.

Creature — Frog Warrior

Trample Whenever another Frog, Rabbit, Raccoon, or Squirrel you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Instant

Gift a Food (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they create a Food token before its other effects. It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. If the gift was promised, target creature you control gains first strike until end of turn.

Instant

Choose one — • Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.) • Destroy target creature with toughness 4 or greater.

Creature — Vampire Rogue

Skulk (This creature can't be blocked by creatures with greater power.) Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)

Creature — Vampire Shaman

First strike Sacrifice this creature: Remove all counters from target permanent.

Creature — Vampire Shaman

Flying Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.) Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)

Creature — Vampire

Play with the top card of your library revealed. As long as the top card of your library is black, this creature and other Vampire creatures you control get +2/+1 and have flying.

Creature — Vampire Warlock

Flying This creature can't block. When this creature enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Vampire

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.) Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)

Enchantment

{1}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain 1 life and draw a card.

Sorcery

Destroy target artifact you don't control. Overload {4}{R} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Creature — Angel Warrior

Flying Whenever you gain life for the first time each turn, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Creature — Vampire Knight

{1}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: This creature gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it.

Legendary Creature — Human Cleric

When Vanille enters, mill two cards, then return a permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. At the beginning of your first main phase, if you both own and control Vanille and a creature named Fang, Fearless l'Cie, you may pay {3}{B}{G}. If you do, exile them, then meld them into Ragnarok, Divine Deliverance.