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Creature — Elemental

Whenever an opponent casts a spell during your turn and when this creature dies, create a green and white Elemental creature token with "This token's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures you control."

Creature — Human Bard

Mobilize 2 (Whenever this creature attacks, create two tapped and attacking 1/1 red Warrior creature tokens. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step.) Your opponents can't cast spells during your turn.

Creature — Spirit Cleric

Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. As long as this creature has four or more +1/+1 counters on it, it has flying and vigilance. As long as this creature has ten or more +1/+1 counters on it, it has indestructible.

Artifact

Whenever a player casts a spell, if no colored mana was spent to cast it, counter that spell.

Instant

This spell can't be countered. Destroy target nonland permanent.

Instant

Devoid (This card has no color.) Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.

Creature — Eldrazi

Your opponents can't cast spells with even mana values. (Zero is even.) Your opponents can't block with creatures with even mana values.

Artifact Creature — Robot Warrior

Void — At the beginning of your end step, if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, you draw a card and lose 1 life.

Instant

Counter target spell, activated ability, or triggered ability. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)

Creature — Phyrexian Bat

Flying Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.) When you proliferate, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Land — Cave

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. You create a Treasure token.

Creature — Drake

Flying, hexproof from activated and triggered abilities When this creature enters, exchange control of this creature and target creature an opponent controls. If you do, you get {E}{E}{E}{E}, then sacrifice that creature unless you pay an amount of {E} equal to its mana value.

Artifact Creature — Golem

Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Instant

Volcanic Geyser deals X damage to any target.

Sorcery

Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.) Volcanic Torrent deals X damage to each creature and planeswalker your opponents control, where X is the number of spells you've cast this turn.

Creature — Vampire Archer

When this creature enters, if an opponent lost life this turn, it deals X damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker, where X is the number of Vampires you control.

Creature — Vampire Warrior

Haste When this creature enters, target creature can't block this turn.

Creature — Vampire

When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. Create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Creature — Goblin Warrior

When this creature enters, it deals damage to target creature an opponent controls equal to the number of Goblins you control.

Instant

Volt Charge deals 3 damage to any target. Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice an artifact. Voltage Surge deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If this spell's additional cost was paid, Voltage Surge deals 4 damage instead.

Instant

Ascend (If you control ten or more permanents, you get the city's blessing for the rest of the game.) Each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. If you have the city's blessing, instead each opponent sacrifices half the creatures they control of their choice, rounded up.

Legendary Creature — Vampire Knight

Vigilance, lifelink {T}, Pay 7 life: Destroy target nonland permanent. Activate only during your turn.

Creature — Drake Beast

Flying When this creature enters, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. Create a Food token for each creature sacrificed this way. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Creature — Hydra

Trample This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. When this creature enters, choose one — • Double the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature. • This creature fights target creature you don't control.

Creature — Varmint

Vigilance {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Creature — Rat

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This token can't block." Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Legendary Creature — Human Merfolk

{G}{U}, {T}: Double the number of each kind of counter on target artifact, creature, or land.

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor

Trample Whenever you tap a land for mana, add one mana of any type that land produced. Whenever an opponent taps a land for mana, that land doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Sorcery

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Destroy target creature.

Sorcery

Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.) You draw three cards and gain 3 life.

Artifact — Vehicle

When this Vehicle enters, scry 1. Tap three other untapped creatures you control: Until end of turn, this Vehicle becomes an artifact creature and gains flying. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. Crew 1

Artifact Creature — Robot Artificer

Artifact spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Creature — Satyr Druid

{T}: Untap target land.

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Vampire

Whenever one or more other creatures you control die, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Legendary Enchantment

When Vraska Joins Up enters, put a deathtouch counter on each creature you control. Whenever a legendary creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Instant

Exile target creature or planeswalker. You gain 2 life.

Instant

Each opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice and gets a poison counter.

Legendary Planeswalker — Vraska

Compleated ({B/P} can be paid with {B} or 2 life. If life was paid, this planeswalker enters with two fewer loyalty counters.) 0: You draw a card and lose 1 life. Proliferate. −2: Target creature becomes a Treasure artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color" and loses all other card types and abilities. −9: If target player has fewer than nine poison counters, they get a number of poison counters equal to the difference.

Legendary Planeswalker — Vraska

+2: You may sacrifice another permanent. If you do, you gain 1 life and draw a card. −3: Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 3 or less. −9: You get an emblem with "Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game."

Legendary Planeswalker — Vraska

+2: Create a 2/2 black Pirate creature token with menace. −3: Destroy target artifact, creature, or enchantment. Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") −10: Target player's life total becomes 1.

Legendary Creature — Gorgon Assassin

Deathtouch Whenever a nontoken creature an opponent controls dies, you may pay {1}. If you do, return that card to the battlefield tapped under your control. It's a Treasure artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color," and it loses all other card types.

Legendary Creature — Rat Rogue

Ward {2} If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead. At the beginning of each end step, create X 1/1 black Rat creature tokens with "This token gets +1/+1 for each other Rat you control," where X is the number of creatures that were exiled under your opponents' control this turn.

Artifact — Equipment

For Mirrodin! (When this Equipment enters, create a 2/2 red Rebel creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +2/+0. Equip {2}{R} ({2}{R}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Instant

Choose one — • Creatures target opponent controls get -1/-1 until end of turn. • Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.

Sorcery

Descend 8 — Choose one. If there are eight or more permanent cards in your graveyard as you cast this spell, choose one or more instead. • Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. • Target opponent discards a card. • Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.

Sorcery

Destroy target non-Merfolk creature.

Creature — Eldrazi

({C} represents colorless mana.) Trample This creature gets +1/+1 for each land you control named Wastes.