Tilted Gaming

Instant

Target player shuffles their graveyard into their library. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

Enchantment

Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to you and creatures you control. Whenever a nontoken creature you control enters, create a 2/2 white Unicorn creature token.

Creature — Phyrexian Rat

Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.) When this creature dies, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {4}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {3}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: You gain 2 life for each creature you control.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {3}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Enchantment

Attacking Pests you control get +1/+0 and have menace. Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this token dies, you gain 1 life."

Sorcery

Blightning deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker. That player or that planeswalker's controller discards two cards.

Instant

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to creatures this turn. Creatures you control gain hexproof until end of turn. (They can't be the targets of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Enchantment

Extort (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay {W/B}. If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.) Artifacts and creatures your opponents control enter tapped.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}: This land becomes a 1/1 Blinkmoth artifact creature with flying until end of turn. It's still a land. {1}, {T}: Target Blinkmoth creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}: This land becomes a 1/1 Blinkmoth artifact creature with flying until end of turn. It's still a land. {1}, {T}: Target Blinkmoth creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature — Eldrazi Drone

Devoid (This card has no color.) When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Artifact

{T}: Add one mana of any color. GOOOOAAAALLL! — {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards. Activate only if an opponent was dealt combat damage by a legendary creature this turn.

Creature — Phyrexian Beast

Trample Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Creature — Phyrexian Beast

Trample Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Creature — Vampire

Whenever this creature or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature — Vampire

Whenever this creature or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature — Vampire Shaman Ally

Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Enchantment

At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent lost 2 or more life this turn, you may put a quest counter on this enchantment. (Damage causes loss of life.) Whenever a card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, if this enchantment has three or more quest counters on it, you may have that player lose 2 life. If you do, you gain 2 life.

Creature — Human Warrior

Whenever this creature attacks, Warrior creatures you control gain menace until end of turn. (They can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Creature — Human Soldier

Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Whenever a +1/+1 counter is put on this creature, remove a +1/+1 counter from target creature an opponent controls.

Land — Swamp Mountain

({T}: Add {B} or {R}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Land — Swamp Mountain

({T}: Add {B} or {R}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Creature — Human Wizard

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature. Whenever a creature dealt damage by this creature this turn dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Creature — Efreet Shaman

{2}{U}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+0. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a token that's a copy of this Equipment. Equip {2}

Artifact

When this artifact enters, create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") {3}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Vampire Spirit

This creature can't block. This creature has haste as long as an opponent has 10 or less life. Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creature — Vampire Rogue

Whenever you commit a crime, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.) {3}{B}: Target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature — Vampire Demon

Flying If an opponent would lose life during your turn, they lose twice that much life instead. (Damage causes loss of life.)

Creature — Vampire Demon

Flying If an opponent would lose life during your turn, they lose twice that much life instead. (Damage causes loss of life.)

Sorcery

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Choose a creature type. Return all creature cards of the chosen type from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Sorcery

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Choose a creature type. Return all creature cards of the chosen type from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Sorcery

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Choose a creature type. Return all creature cards of the chosen type from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creature — Vampire Berserker

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Madness {1}{R} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Sorcery

Destroy all creatures. For each nontoken creature destroyed this way, you create a tapped Treasure token.

Sorcery

Destroy all creatures. For each nontoken creature destroyed this way, you create a tapped Treasure token.

Enchantment

Nonbasic lands are Mountains.

Enchantment

Nonbasic lands are Mountains.

Enchantment

Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, that creature's controller loses 1 life.

Creature — Squirrel Druid

Toxic 2 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get two poison counters. A player with ten or more poison counters loses the game.) When this creature enters, you and target opponent each create a Treasure token. Whenever an opponent sacrifices a noncreature token, that player gets two poison counters.

Creature — Human Warrior

This creature can't block. Raid — {1}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only if you attacked this turn.

Land

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, draw a card. All lands lose all abilities except mana abilities.

Creature — Vampire Knight

Flying, deathtouch Whenever an opponent loses life, you gain that much life. (Damage causes loss of life.)

Creature — Vampire Knight

Flying, deathtouch Whenever an opponent loses life, you gain that much life. (Damage causes loss of life.)