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Creature — Vampire Knight

Flying, deathtouch Whenever an opponent loses life, you gain that much life. (Damage causes loss of life.)

Creature — Vampire Knight

Flying, deathtouch Whenever an opponent loses life, you gain that much life. (Damage causes loss of life.)

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+1. Equip—Pay {3} or discard a card.

Creature — Vampire

Sacrifice a creature: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Creature — Vampire

When this creature enters, create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is twice the number of Blood tokens you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Sorcery

Kicker—Tap an untapped Vampire you control. (You may tap a Vampire you control in addition to any other costs as you cast this spell.) Target opponent loses half their life, rounded up. If this spell was kicked, you gain life equal to the life lost this way.

Instant

Gift a Treasure (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they create a Treasure token before its other effects. It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Blooming Blast deals 2 damage to target creature. If the gift was promised, Blooming Blast also deals 3 damage to that creature's controller.

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. {T}: Add {B} or {G}.

Creature — Plant Scorpion

Deathtouch When this creature enters, another target creature you control gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Creature — Elf Druid

Vivid — {T}: For each color among permanents you control, add one mana of that color.

Creature — Elf Druid

Vivid — {T}: For each color among permanents you control, add one mana of that color.

Creature — Beast

Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 2 life. Then creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {G} or {W}.

Creature — Turtle

Whenever this creature enters or attacks, mill three cards, then return a land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. Activated abilities of lands you control cost {1} less to activate. Land creatures you control get +1/+1.

Enchantment

Whenever a creature dies, if it had a -1/-1 counter on it, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.

Sorcery

Gain control of target creature with mana value X or less. If X is 5 or more, create a token that's a copy of that creature.

Instant

Target player draws X cards. Shuffle Blue Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.

Creature — Sliver

Sliver creatures you control have haste. (They can attack and {T} as soon as they come under your control.)

Instant

Tap target creature you don't control. Overload {3}{U} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Creature — Human Pirate

Haste Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)

Instant

Spectacle {B} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.) Draw a card for each creature that died under your control this turn.

Creature — Avatar

Body of Knowledge's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand. You have no maximum hand size. Whenever this creature is dealt damage, draw that many cards.

Creature — Human Assassin

When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another creature or enchantment. When you do, this creature deals 2 damage to any target.

Sorcery

Boiling Earth deals 1 damage to each creature your opponents control. Awaken 4—{6}{R} (If you cast this spell for {6}{R}, also put four +1/+1 counters on target land you control and it becomes a 0/0 Elemental creature with haste. It's still a land.)

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, exile target player's graveyard. {T}: Add {B}.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, exile target player's graveyard. {T}: Add {B}.

Legendary Artifact

You may look at the top card of your library any time. You may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library. If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana value rather than pay its mana cost. {T}, Sacrifice ten nonland permanents: Each opponent loses 10 life.

Legendary Artifact

You may look at the top card of your library any time. You may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library. If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana value rather than pay its mana cost. {T}, Sacrifice ten nonland permanents: Each opponent loses 10 life.

Legendary Artifact

You may look at the top card of your library any time. You may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library. If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana value rather than pay its mana cost. {T}, Sacrifice ten nonland permanents: Each opponent loses 10 life.

Instant

This spell costs {3} less to cast if you control a creature with power 4 or greater. Change the target of target spell or ability with a single target.

Sorcery

Boltwave deals 3 damage to each opponent.

Artifact Creature — Construct

Haste Whenever this creature attacks, exile the top card of your library face down. (You can't look at it.) {R}, Discard your hand, Sacrifice this creature: Put all cards exiled with this creature into their owners' hands.

Instant

Target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains hexproof until end of turn. The Ring tempts you. (A creature with hexproof can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Instant

Bombard deals 4 damage to target creature.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {3}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life. Each other player loses X life.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, draw a card. {G}: Creatures your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.

Creature — Squirrel Warlock Bard

{3}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Return another target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Demon

Mobilize 2 (Whenever this creature attacks, create two tapped and attacking 1/1 red Warrior creature tokens. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step.) Attacking tokens you control have deathtouch.

Creature — Dinosaur Dragon

Flying, first strike At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play them this turn. If you exiled a land card this way, create a 3/1 red Dinosaur creature token. If you exiled a nonland card this way, create a Treasure token.

Creature — Zombie Wizard

Whenever you discard a creature card, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. Whenever you discard a land card, add {B}{B}. Whenever you discard a noncreature, nonland card, draw a card.

Creature — Bird

This spell costs {3} less to cast if a creature died this turn. Flying, deathtouch

Creature — Phyrexian Imp

Flying Corrupted — As long as an opponent has three or more poison counters, this creature has deathtouch and lifelink.

Artifact — Equipment

Whenever equipped creature attacks, put four +1/+1 counters on it. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+0. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Sliver

Sliver creatures you control have double strike. (They deal both first-strike and regular combat damage.)

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or discard a card. Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or discard a card. Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Creature — Zombie Dragon

Flying Whenever a Dragon you control dies while this card is in your graveyard, you may pay {1}{B}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Legendary Creature — Giant Scout

Reach When Bonny Pall enters, create Beau, a legendary blue Ox creature token with "Beau's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control." Whenever you attack, draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand or graveyard onto the battlefield.

Sorcery

Destroy all creatures. Lands you control don't untap during your next untap step.

Legendary Artifact

Black creature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. Whenever you cast a creature spell, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Legendary Creature — God

Menace, indestructible Bontu can't attack or block unless a creature died under your control this turn. {1}{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Scry 1. Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Amass Orcs 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. It's also an Orc. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Orc Army creature token first.) II — Amass Orcs 2. III — Creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain menace until end of turn.

Sorcery — Lesson

Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If you controlled that permanent, draw a card.

Artifact — Vehicle

When this Vehicle enters, add four mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to activate abilities. Exhaust — {X}{2}{R}: This Vehicle deals X damage to any target. Put a +1/+1 counter on this Vehicle. (Activate each exhaust ability only once.) Crew 2