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Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {G} or {W}. This land deals 1 damage to you.

Creature — Orc Warrior

Whenever a creature you control attacks, defending player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. {3}{R/W}{R/W}: Creatures your opponents control block this turn if able, and you choose how those creatures block.

Artifact — Vehicle

Vigilance Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Legendary Creature — Human Advisor

If an opponent would mill one or more cards, they mill twice that many cards instead. (To mill a card, a player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.)

Land — Desert

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Mount spell. {3}, {T}: Look at the top card of your library. If it's a Mount card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you don't put it into your hand, you may put it on the bottom of your library.

Enchantment — Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) When this Class enters, create a 0/4 white Wall creature token with defender. {W}: Level 2 Whenever one or more noncreature, nonland permanents you control enter, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. {4}{W}: Level 3 When this Class becomes level 3, return target noncreature, nonland permanent card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Instant

Target attacking creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. If it's an artifact creature, it gains trample until end of turn.

Instant

Double target creature's power until end of turn. Flashback {4}{R}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Artifact

When this artifact enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") {5}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target nonland permanent. Activate only as a sorcery.

Legendary Creature — Human Noble Ally

When Bumi enters, earthbend 1. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.) Whenever Bumi attacks, put two +1/+1 counters on each land creature you control.

Legendary Creature — Human Noble Ally

Trample When Bumi enters, earthbend 4. Whenever Bumi deals combat damage to a player, untap all lands you control. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase. Only land creatures can attack during that combat phase.

Legendary Creature — Orc

Burakos is also a Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, and Wizard. Whenever Burakos attacks, defending player loses X life and you create X Treasure tokens, where X is the number of creatures in your party. Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Enchantment

Whenever an opponent plays a land, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Creature — Rat

When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.

Sorcery

Search your library for up to three creature cards, put them into your graveyard, then shuffle.

Artifact — Treasure

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color. {5}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Discover 5. Activate only as a sorcery. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 5 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant land When this Aura enters, exile target nonland permanent you don't control until this Aura leaves the battlefield. Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of any color.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap any number of untapped creatures you control. Burn at the Stake deals damage to any target equal to three times the number of creatures tapped this way.

Sorcery

Burn from Within deals X damage to any target. If a creature is dealt damage this way, it loses indestructible until end of turn. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Artifact — Vehicle

Flash When this Vehicle enters, target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Enchantment

Whenever a player taps a nonbasic land for mana, this enchantment deals 1 damage to that player.

Sorcery

Each player draws three cards, then discards three cards at random.

Creature — Human Knight

Whenever this creature attacks or blocks while you control a Dinosaur, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature — Human Shaman

When this creature enters, add {R}{G}.

Artifact Creature — Elk

{3}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Instant

Kicker {4} (You may pay an additional {4} as you cast this spell.) Burst Lightning deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, it deals 4 damage instead.

Instant

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and untap it.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. • Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Token Creature — Squirrel Warrior

When this creature enters, you may forage. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on it. (This token's mana cost is {1}{G}.)

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +3/+2. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then you may cast a spell from your hand with mana value less than or equal to that damage without paying its mana cost. Equip {2}

Creature — Zombie

Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Creature — Demon

Flying Sacrifice another creature: This creature gains your choice of vigilance, lifelink, or haste until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Peasant

At the beginning of your end step, if you don't control a Food, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Artifact Creature — Robot Giant

Warp {3} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Legendary Creature — Rabbit Soldier

Vigilance When Byrke enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures. Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it attacks, double the number of +1/+1 counters on it.

Land

{2}, {T}: Add {B} for each Swamp you control.

Instant

Add {B}{B}{B}. Threshold — Add {B}{B}{B}{B}{B} instead if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {3}, {T}: Add {B} for each basic Swamp you control.

Instant

Mill four cards. You may put a permanent card from among the cards milled this way into your hand. If you control a Squirrel or returned a Squirrel card to your hand this way, create a Food token. (To mill four cards, put the top four cards of your library into your graveyard. A Food token is an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Creature — Hyena Rogue

Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) Morbid — At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Human Assassin

Deathtouch This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it if a creature died this turn.

Creature — Plant Spider

This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a Desert. Reach Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may draw a card.

Creature — Plant

Trample At the beginning of your end step, if this creature didn't enter the battlefield this turn, return it to its owner's hand.

Creature — Plant Mercenary

Reach Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) At the beginning of combat on your turn, other creatures you control with power 4 or greater gain trample and haste until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Orc Ranger

Trample Whenever Cadira deals combat damage to a player, for each token you control, create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token.

Legendary Creature — Dwarf Wizard

The "legend rule" doesn't apply to tokens you control. Whenever another nontoken legendary permanent you control enters, you may pay {1}. If you do, create a token that's a copy of it. That token gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Legendary Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature has lifelink. As long as you have 30 or more life, equipped creature gets +5/+5 and has indestructible and "Prevent all damage that would be dealt to this creature." Equip {W}{W}