Tilted Gaming

Creature — Ooze

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.) When this creature enters, destroy target artifact, enchantment, or land.

Sorcery

Acidic Soil deals damage to each player equal to the number of lands they control.

Creature — Vampire Cleric

{T}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Legendary Enchantment — Background

Commander creatures you own have "The first Dragon spell you cast each turn costs {2} less to cast."

Sorcery

Search target opponent's library for an artifact card and put that card onto the battlefield under your control. Then that player shuffles.

Creature — Human Survivor

Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if this creature is tapped, put a flying counter on it. This ability triggers only once.

Instant

Target creature gets +1/+3 and gains flying until end of turn. Untap it.

Instant

Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. Draw a card.

Sorcery

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. (It can attack and {T} this turn.)

Instant

Reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its mana value. You may repeat this process any number of times.

Creature — Vampire Soldier

As long as this creature is attacking, it gets +2/+0. Pay 4 life: This creature gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Artifact Creature — Construct

As this creature enters, choose a creature type. This creature is the chosen type in addition to its other types. Other creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1.

Artifact Creature — Gnome

Tap two untapped artifacts and/or creatures you control: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

Snow Creature — Angel

Flying, vigilance {T}: When target creature other than this creature dies this turn, return that card to the battlefield under your control.

Legendary Creature — Human Knight

Lifelink Adelbert Steiner gets +1/+1 for each Equipment you control.

Legendary Creature — Human Knight

Vigilance Adeline's power is equal to the number of creatures you control. Whenever you attack, for each opponent, create a 1/1 white Human creature token that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control.

Creature — Merfolk Cleric

Other tapped creatures you control have indestructible.

Creature — Angel

Flying Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may exile target nonland permanent other than this creature. When this creature leaves the battlefield, return all cards exiled with it to the battlefield under their owners' control.

Creature — Crocodile

When this creature dies, create a 2/2 black Zombie Druid creature token. Renew — {B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Cat

Double strike Eternalize {3}{W}{W} ({3}{W}{W}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie Cat with no mana cost. Eternalize only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Minotaur Pilot

Whenever a player casts a spell, if it's not their turn, this creature deals 4 damage to them. Whenever you activate an exhaust ability, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Instant

Create a 5/5 green Wurm creature token with trample.

Artifact — Vehicle

Flying Whenever this Vehicle attacks, draw a card, then discard a card. Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Land — Town

When this land enters, you gain 2 life. {T}: Add {C}.

Artifact — Equipment

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Angel

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.) When this creature enters, another target permanent gains indestructible for as long as you control this creature. (Effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it. A creature with indestructible can't be destroyed by damage.)

Creature — Bird Wizard

Flying Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) At the beginning of your upkeep, you may exile two cards from your graveyard. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Turtle

Enchantment Creature — Human Soldier

You have hexproof. (You can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Creature — Bird Soldier

Flying Whenever this creature enters or deals combat damage to a player, exile up to one target nonland permanent. For as long as that card remains exiled, its owner may cast it. Whenever another player casts a spell from anywhere other than their hand, draw a card.

Instant

Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains flying and first strike until end of turn.

Creature — Dwarf Soldier

Flying, vigilance, lifelink

Creature — Bird Soldier

Flying When this creature enters, support 2. (Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two other target creatures.)

Legendary Creature — Human Cleric

Lifelink Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Aerith Gainsborough. When Aerith Gainsborough dies, put X +1/+1 counters on each legendary creature you control, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on Aerith Gainsborough.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Take the Elevator — Create three 1/1 colorless Hero creature tokens. • Take 59 Flights of Stairs — Tap up to three target creatures. Put a stun counter on one of them. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Sorcery

Return six target nonland permanents to their owners' hands.

Land

When this land enters, you get {E} (an energy counter). {T}: Add {C}. {T}, Pay {E}: Add one mana of any color.

Instant

Choose target spell. You get {E}{E} (two energy counters), then you may pay any amount of {E}. Counter that spell unless its controller pays {1} for each {E} paid this way.

Artifact

Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) {2}, {T}: Draw a card. Max speed — Whenever you draw a card, each opponent mills two cards. (Each opponent puts the top two cards of their library into their graveyard.)

Artifact

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on this artifact. {T}: You may put a creature card with mana value equal to the number of charge counters on this artifact from your hand onto the battlefield.

Artifact

Whenever you cast a spell, you gain 1 life for each spell you've cast this turn. Pay 50 life: This artifact deals 50 damage to any target.

Instant

Return all attacking creatures to their owner's hand.

Artifact Creature — Thopter

Flying, vigilance {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy another target artifact. Activate only as a sorcery.

Instant

For each attacking creature, its owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library.

Creature — Human Rogue

When this creature enters, you get {E}{E}{E}{E} (four energy counters). {T}, Pay {E}{E}: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature. {T}, Pay eight {E}: This creature deals 6 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Legendary Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature has base power and toughness X/X, where X is your life total. Equip {5}