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Creature — Vampire

First strike When this creature enters, exile a card from a graveyard. Whenever a player plays a land or casts a spell, if it shares a card type with the exiled card, this creature deals 2 damage to that player.

Sorcery

Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If it's a Zombie card, draw a card.

Creature — Merfolk Scout

When this creature enters, it explores. (Reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature, then put the card back or put it into your graveyard.)

Land

{T}: Add {U}. This land deals 1 damage to you. Threshold — {U}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Target player draws three cards, then discards three cards. Activate only if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.

Creature — Octopus Wizard

When this creature enters, surveil 3. (Look at the top three cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.) Threshold — This creature can't be blocked as long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Target opponent discards two cards. • Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Instant

Surveil X, where X is the number of artifacts you control. Then draw three cards. (To surveil X, look at the top X cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Instant

Freerunning {1}{B} (You may cast this spell for its freerunning cost if you dealt combat damage to a player this turn with an Assassin or commander.) Destroy target creature. If another creature died this turn, draw a card.

Sorcery

Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.

Sorcery

Target player discards two cards. That player may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant Mountain you control When this Aura enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield. (That creature returns under its owner's control.)

Sorcery

Target player sacrifices a creature of their choice. Flashback {5}{B}{B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Legendary Creature — Human Minion

Discard a card: You may cast a creature spell from your graveyard this turn. Activate only once each turn. Whenever a nontoken creature you control enters, if you didn't cast it from your hand, it gains haste until your next turn.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, it deals 3 damage to up to one target creature. Whenever one or more creatures die, put a rev counter on this Equipment. Equipped creature gets +X/+0, where X is the number of rev counters on this Equipment. Equip {3}

Enchantment

Whenever one or more creature cards leave your graveyard, create a 2/2 white and blue Detective creature token, then investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Legendary Creature — Human Shapeshifter Villain

You may have Chameleon enter as a copy of a creature you control, except his name is Chameleon, Master of Disguise. Mayhem {2}{U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for {2}{U} if you discarded it this turn. Timing rules still apply.)

Creature — Human Warrior

Trample Renew — {1}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter and a trample counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Human Warrior

Creatures with power less than this creature's power can't block creatures you control. Whenever another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Human Warrior

Trample This creature gets +2/+2 for each Aura and Equipment attached to it.

Creature — Elemental Sorcerer

As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold an Elemental and exile it. (Exile an Elemental you control or an Elemental card from your hand.) Whenever another Elemental you control enters, it deals damage equal to its power to each opponent. When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+2. As long as equipped creature is legendary, it has hexproof. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) Equip {1}

Creature — Human Soldier

When this creature enters, you become the monarch. At the beginning of combat on each opponent's turn, if you're the monarch, that opponent may pay {X}, where X is the number of cards in their hand. If they don't, they can't attack you this combat.

Creature — Elf Warrior

As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold an Elf and exile it. (Exile an Elf you control or an Elf card from your hand.) Whenever you cast a creature spell, draw a card. When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.

Enchantment

Whenever you win a coin flip, put a luck counter on this enchantment. At the beginning of your upkeep, if this enchantment has ten or more luck counters on it, you win the game.

Creature — Elf Warrior

Whenever you scry, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Creature — Faerie Advisor

Flying Whenever you cast an Adventure spell, you may copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Sorcery

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to each other creature and each opponent.

Legendary Artifact

Whenever you activate a loyalty ability of a Chandra planeswalker, you may pay {1}. If you do, copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy. {1}, {T}, Discard a Mountain card or a red card: Draw a card.

Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra

+1: Add {R}. Chandra deals 1 damage to up to one target player or planeswalker. +1: Exile the top card of your library. If it's red, you may cast it this turn. −7: Exile the top five cards of your library. You may cast red spells from among them this turn. You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a red spell, this emblem deals X damage to any target, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast that spell."

Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra

+1: Create two 3/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste. Exile them at the beginning of the next end step. 0: Discard all the cards in your hand, then draw that many cards plus one. −X: Chandra deals X damage to each creature.

Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra

+2: Add {R}{R}{R}. Exile the top three cards of your library. Choose one. You may play that card this turn. +1: Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control, except it has haste and "At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this token." −4: Chandra deals 8 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers.

Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra

At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose up to one target Vehicle you control. Until end of turn, it becomes an artifact creature and gains haste. +2: You may sacrifice an artifact or discard a card. If you do, draw a card. 0: Create a 3/2 colorless Vehicle artifact token with crew 1. −7: You get an emblem with "Whenever an artifact you control enters, this emblem deals 3 damage to any target."

Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra

+1: Exile the top card of your library. You may cast that card. If you don't, Chandra deals 2 damage to each opponent. +1: Add {R}{R}. −3: Chandra deals 4 damage to target creature. −7: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a spell, this emblem deals 5 damage to any target."

Sorcery

Discard your hand, then draw a card for each card you've discarded this turn.

Sorcery

Channeled Dragonfire deals 2 damage to any target. Harmonize {5}{R}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its harmonize cost. You may tap a creature you control to reduce that cost by {X}, where X is its power. Then exile this spell.)

Artifact

{4}, {T}: Target opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile an instant or sorcery card. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then put the exiled cards that weren't cast this way on the bottom of that library in a random order.

Instant

The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.

Sorcery

You gain 5 life.

Artifact

This artifact enters tapped. {T}: Add {B}.

Instant

Choose one — • Charge of the Mites deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control to target creature or planeswalker. • Create two 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature tokens with toxic 1 and "This token can't block." (Players dealt combat damage by them also get a poison counter.)

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature has first strike, trample, and haste. Equip {1}

Enchantment

Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast. Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, put a collection counter on this enchantment. Then if there are three or more collection counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, draw a card, then you may search your library for a Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.