Tilted Gaming

Land — Town

This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.

Creature — Vampire

When this creature enters, target creature can't block this turn.

Creature — Zombie Bird

Flying When this creature enters or dies, mill two cards. (Put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Instant

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. (It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)

Artifact

{T}: Add {B}. Whenever a creature you control dies, put a corpse counter on this artifact. {4}{B}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed for each corpse counter on this artifact. (A creature with decayed can't block. When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.)

Enchantment

Dragon creatures you control get +3/+3.

Artifact

You may play lands from your graveyard.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Put a storage counter on this land. {T}, Remove X storage counters from this land: Add X mana in any combination of colors. Spend this mana only to cast Dragon spells or activate abilities of Dragons.

Instant

Surveil 2, then draw two cards. You lose 2 life. (To surveil 2, look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Sorcery

Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice, discards three cards, then loses 5 life. You return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand, draw three cards, then gain 5 life.

Instant

Gift a Food (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they create a Food token before its other effects. It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Target creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If the gift was promised, that creature also gains indestructible until end of turn.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U}, {B}, or {R}.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, add one mana of any color. {T}: Add {C}. ({C} represents colorless mana.)

Creature — Human Soldier

Crusader of Odric's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures you control.

Sorcery

Surge {3}{U}{U} (You may cast this spell for its surge cost if you or a teammate has cast another spell this turn.) Return all nonland permanents to their owners' hands. If this spell's surge cost was paid, create an 8/8 blue Octopus creature token.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Destroy all Dragon creatures. • Destroy all non-Dragon creatures.

Artifact

When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card. {1}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a stun counter on up to one target tapped creature. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets -5/-0. When enchanted creature becomes tapped or is dealt damage, destroy it.

Creature — Spirit

Extort (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay {W/B}. If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.) Whenever you tap a Swamp for mana, add an additional {B}.

Instant

Exile all creature cards from target player's graveyard. You gain 3 life for each card exiled this way.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B}. {2}, {T}: Add {B} for each black creature card in your graveyard.

Land

When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add {U}, {B}, or {R}.

Creature — Zombie

{1}{B}, {T}, Discard a card: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. Tap three untapped Zombies you control: You draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Instant

Choose two — • Counter target spell. • Return target permanent to its owner's hand. • Tap all creatures your opponents control. • Draw a card.

Artifact

Tap two untapped creatures you control: You may put a creature card from your hand that shares a creature type with each creature tapped this way onto the battlefield.

Creature — Elf Warrior

Vigilance Whenever a face-down permanent you control enters and whenever this creature or another permanent you control is turned face up, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Enchantment

Creatures you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."

Land

When this land enters, scry 1. {T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Add {C}{C}.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each land you control and has trample.

Sorcery

Destroy each nonland permanent with mana value 2 or less. Add {B} or {G} for each permanent destroyed this way.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Add {B}{B}{B}{B}.

Creature — Human Doctor

Eerie — Whenever an enchantment you control enters and whenever you fully unlock a Room, this creature gains lifelink until end of turn.

Creature — Human Shaman

Whenever a permanent you control transforms into a non-Human creature, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.

Sorcery

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature — Plant Beast

Trample Cultivator Colossus's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control. When this creature enters, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. If you do, draw a card and repeat this process.

Creature — Elf Artificer

Fabricate 2 (When this creature enters, put two +1/+1 counters on it or create two 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature tokens.) Whenever this creature attacks, you may have other attacking creatures get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.

Artifact — Vehicle

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)