Tilted Gaming

Creature — Spirit

Soulbond (You may pair this creature with another unpaired creature when either enters. They remain paired for as long as you control both of them.) As long as Deadeye Navigator is paired with another creature, each of those creatures has "{1}{U}: Exile this creature, then return it to the battlefield under your control."

Creature — Human Pirate

This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control. {2}{U}{B}: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature — Human Pirate

When this creature enters, you may search your library for an Equipment or Vehicle card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may collect evidence 6. Destroy all creatures. If evidence was collected, exile a card from an opponent's graveyard. Then search its owner's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with that name and exile them. That player shuffles, then draws a card for each card exiled from their hand this way.

Creature — Spider

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.) Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)

Instant

If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Exile target creature.

Sorcery

Destroy all creatures. Each player loses life equal to the number of creatures they controlled that were destroyed this way.

Enchantment

Each player can't cast more than one noncreature spell each turn.

Creature — Zombie Wizard

Skeletons you control and other Zombies you control get +1/+1 and have deathtouch. (Any amount of damage they deal to a creature is enough to destroy it.)

Creature — Beholder Skeleton

Menace Negative Energy Cone — Whenever an attacking creature you control or a blocking creature an opponent controls dies, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. {5}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Creature — Avatar

This creature gets -X/-X, where X is your life total.

Creature — Dragon

Flying When this creature enters, if you cast it from your hand and there are five or more other creatures on the battlefield, destroy all other creatures.

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. {T}: Add {B} or {G}.

Creature — Human Shaman

Whenever another creature dies, you may gain 1 life.

Creature — Zombie Pilot

This creature saddles Mounts and crews Vehicles as though its power were 2 greater. {3}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Elf Shaman

{T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.

Artifact — Spacecraft

When this Spacecraft enters, it deals 3 damage to any target. Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It's an artifact creature at 8+.) 8+ | Flying {1}{R}: This Spacecraft gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Sorcery

Each opponent loses two times X life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.

Instant

Choose one — • Target opponent exiles a creature they control. • Target opponent exiles an enchantment they control.

Creature — Elemental Incarnation

When this creature enters, if {U}{U} was spent to cast it, return up to one other target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. When this creature enters, if {B}{B} was spent to cast it, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. Evoke {U/B}{U/B}

Instant

Target creature gets -3/-0 until end of turn. Amass Orcs 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. It's also an Orc. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Orc Army creature token first.)

Creature — Eldrazi

({C} represents colorless mana.) At the beginning of combat on your turn, reveal the top card of your library. If a creature card is revealed this way, you may have creatures you control other than this creature become copies of that card until end of turn. You may put that card on the bottom of your library.

Creature — Dragon

Flying You may have this creature enter as a copy of a creature you control with power 4 or greater, except it's a Dragon in addition to its other types and it has flying.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Plains, Swamp, or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Cycling {W}{B}{G} ({W}{B}{G}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Sorcery

Destroy target artifact, target creature, target enchantment, and target land. (You can't cast this spell unless you have legal choices for all its targets.)

Creature — Eldrazi Boar

Emerge {6}{G}{G}{G} (You may cast this spell by sacrificing a creature and paying the emerge cost reduced by that creature's mana value.) When you cast this spell, creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn. Trample, haste

Instant

Choose one — • Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.) • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {3}.

Sorcery

Exile target creature and all other creatures its controller controls with the same name as that creature. That player investigates for each nontoken creature exiled this way.

Artifact

Whenever a creature you control enters, you get {E} (an energy counter). {4}, {T}: Return target creature you control to its owner's hand.

Sorcery

You draw two cards and lose 2 life. Void — If a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, instead you draw two cards and each opponent loses 2 life.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has "{3}, {T}, Sacrifice Deconstruction Hammer: Destroy target artifact or enchantment." Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Instant

For each opponent, choose up to one target creature that player controls, then return that creature to its owner's hand unless its controller has you draw a card.

Sorcery

Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated. Draw a card for each creature destroyed this way. Cycling {3}{B}{B} ({3}{B}{B}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) When you cycle this card, all creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.

Instant

Draw a card. Investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Sorcery

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each card you've drawn this turn. The owner of target nonland permanent puts it into their library second from the top or on the bottom.

Sorcery

Target player draws two cards. Flashback—{1}{U}, Pay 3 life. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Creature — Goblin Warrior

Menace At the beginning of your end step, if you descended this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. (You descended if a permanent card was put into your graveyard from anywhere.)

Creature — Bat

Flying, lifelink When this creature enters, look at target opponent's hand. You may exile a nonland card from it until this creature leaves the battlefield.

Creature — Kraken

This creature can't be blocked. Suspend 9—{2}{U} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay {2}{U} and exile it with nine time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. It has haste.) Whenever an opponent casts a spell, if this card is suspended, remove a time counter from it.

Creature — Eldrazi

Devoid (This card has no color.) Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. {3}{C}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn. ({C} represents colorless mana.)

Creature — Homarid Mercenary

Whenever you commit a crime, each opponent mills three cards. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.)

Enchantment

Whenever one or more nontoken Merfolk you control become tapped, create a 1/1 blue Merfolk creature token with hexproof.

Enchantment

Whenever you cast a Merfolk spell, create a 1/1 blue Merfolk creature token with hexproof. (A creature with hexproof can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Creature — Merfolk Wizard

Flash When this creature enters, untap each other Merfolk you control. As long as you attacked with three or more Merfolk this turn, Merfolk you control get +1/+0.

Creature — Elf Warrior

Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.) {5}{G}, {T}: Draw a card. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each +1/+1 counter on creatures you control.