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Creature — Human Shaman

Whenever another creature dies, you may gain 1 life.

Creature — Zombie Pilot

This creature saddles Mounts and crews Vehicles as though its power were 2 greater. {3}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Elf Shaman

{T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.

Creature — Beholder Skeleton

Menace Negative Energy Cone — Whenever an attacking creature you control or a blocking creature an opponent controls dies, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. {5}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Artifact — Spacecraft

When this Spacecraft enters, it deals 3 damage to any target. Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It's an artifact creature at 8+.) 8+ | Flying {1}{R}: This Spacecraft gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Sorcery

Each opponent loses two times X life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.

Instant

Choose one — • Target opponent exiles a creature they control. • Target opponent exiles an enchantment they control.

Creature — Elemental Incarnation

When this creature enters, if {U}{U} was spent to cast it, return up to one other target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. When this creature enters, if {B}{B} was spent to cast it, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. Evoke {U/B}{U/B}

Creature — Eldrazi

({C} represents colorless mana.) At the beginning of combat on your turn, reveal the top card of your library. If a creature card is revealed this way, you may have creatures you control other than this creature become copies of that card until end of turn. You may put that card on the bottom of your library.

Instant

Target creature gets -3/-0 until end of turn. Amass Orcs 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. It's also an Orc. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Orc Army creature token first.)

Creature — Dragon

Flying You may have this creature enter as a copy of a creature you control with power 4 or greater, except it's a Dragon in addition to its other types and it has flying.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Plains, Swamp, or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Cycling {W}{B}{G} ({W}{B}{G}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Sorcery

Destroy target artifact, target creature, target enchantment, and target land. (You can't cast this spell unless you have legal choices for all its targets.)

Creature — Eldrazi Boar

Emerge {6}{G}{G}{G} (You may cast this spell by sacrificing a creature and paying the emerge cost reduced by that creature's mana value.) When you cast this spell, creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn. Trample, haste

Instant

Choose one — • Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.) • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {3}.

Sorcery

Exile target creature and all other creatures its controller controls with the same name as that creature. That player investigates for each nontoken creature exiled this way.

Artifact

Whenever a creature you control enters, you get {E} (an energy counter). {4}, {T}: Return target creature you control to its owner's hand.

Sorcery

You draw two cards and lose 2 life. Void — If a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, instead you draw two cards and each opponent loses 2 life.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has "{3}, {T}, Sacrifice Deconstruction Hammer: Destroy target artifact or enchantment." Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Instant

For each opponent, choose up to one target creature that player controls, then return that creature to its owner's hand unless its controller has you draw a card.

Sorcery

Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated. Draw a card for each creature destroyed this way. Cycling {3}{B}{B} ({3}{B}{B}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) When you cycle this card, all creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.

Enchantment

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, counter that spell and put a depletion counter on this enchantment. If there are three or more depletion counters on this enchantment, sacrifice it. Cycling {4}{U}{U} ({4}{U}{U}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) When you cycle this card, you may counter target spell.

Instant

Draw a card. Investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Sorcery

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each card you've drawn this turn. The owner of target nonland permanent puts it into their library second from the top or on the bottom.

Sorcery

Target player draws two cards. Flashback—{1}{U}, Pay 3 life. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Creature — Bat

Flying, lifelink When this creature enters, look at target opponent's hand. You may exile a nonland card from it until this creature leaves the battlefield.

Creature — Merfolk Rogue

Blue creatures you control can't be blocked.

Creature — Goblin Warrior

Menace At the beginning of your end step, if you descended this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. (You descended if a permanent card was put into your graveyard from anywhere.)

Creature — Homarid Mercenary

Whenever you commit a crime, each opponent mills three cards. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.)

Enchantment

Whenever one or more nontoken Merfolk you control become tapped, create a 1/1 blue Merfolk creature token with hexproof.

Enchantment

Whenever you cast a Merfolk spell, create a 1/1 blue Merfolk creature token with hexproof. (A creature with hexproof can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Creature — Kraken

This creature can't be blocked. Suspend 9—{2}{U} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay {2}{U} and exile it with nine time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. It has haste.) Whenever an opponent casts a spell, if this card is suspended, remove a time counter from it.

Creature — Elf Warrior

Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.) {5}{G}, {T}: Draw a card. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each +1/+1 counter on creatures you control.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, if an opponent controls three or more creatures, sacrifice this enchantment, search your library for up to two creature cards, put those cards onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Creature — Vampire

Flying Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life.

Creature — Aetherborn Artificer

Sacrifice an artifact or creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

Instant

Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Draw a card.

Sorcery

Defibrillating Current deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker and you gain 2 life.

Creature — Phyrexian Wurm

Trample As an additional cost to cast green permanent spells, you may pay 2 life. Those spells cost {G} less to cast if you paid life this way. This effect reduces only the amount of green mana you pay. Whenever you cast a green permanent spell, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Instant

The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage. If damage is prevented this way, Deflecting Palm deals that much damage to that source's controller.

Instant

If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. You may choose new targets for target spell or ability.

Sorcery

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. If it's an Angel, put two +1/+1 counters on it.

Creature — Halfling Citizen

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a legendary spell, and that spell can't be countered.

Legendary Creature — Elf Shaman

Whenever Delina attacks, choose target creature you control, then roll a d20. 1—14 | Create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of that creature, except it's not legendary and it has "At end of combat, exile this token." 15—20 | Create one of those tokens. You may roll again.

Sorcery

Each player discards three cards.

Creature — Moogle

Flying When this creature enters, search your library and/or graveyard for an artifact card with mana value 2 or less, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you search your library this way, shuffle.

Legendary Creature — Human Scout

Creatures you control with power 2 or less can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater. If a triggered ability of a creature you control with power 2 or less triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.

Creature — Insect

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, if you control a creature with a counter on it, each opponent loses 1 life.

Artifact — Vehicle

This Vehicle can't be blocked except by Vehicles. Whenever this Vehicle deals combat damage to a player, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from that player's graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead. Crew 2