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Legendary Creature — Vampire Cleric

Flying Whenever Drana attacks, defending player chooses a nonlegendary creature card in your graveyard. You return that card to the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. The creature is a Vampire in addition to its other types.

Creature — Human Wizard

Your opponents can't cast spells from anywhere other than their hands.

Instant

Target creature has base power and toughness 5/5 until end of turn. The Ring tempts you.

Instant

Until end of turn, target attacking creature gets +2/+2 and gains trample and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy target artifact that player controls."

Creature — Nightmare

Whenever a Swamp you control enters, choose one — • You draw a card and you lose 1 life. • This creature deals 2 damage to any target and you gain 2 life.

Sorcery

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Flashback—Sacrifice three creatures. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Creature — Nightmare Bird

Flying Whenever this creature enters or attacks, draw a card, then discard a card. Threshold — This creature gets +1/+1 and has deathtouch as long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.

Creature — Vampire

Lifelink {1}{B}: Adapt 1. (If this creature has no +1/+1 counters on it, put a +1/+1 counter on it.) Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, it gains menace until end of turn.

Instant

Counter target spell. Its controller draws a card. Draw a card.

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. {T}: Add {G} or {U}.

Creature — Spirit

Flying At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose up to one — • Tap target creature. • Target creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Instant

Surveil 1, then draw a card. (To surveil 1, look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.) Flashback {3}{U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an artifact or creature card from it, then choose an artifact or creature card from their graveyard. Exile the chosen cards.

Creature — Faerie Warlock

Flying Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent's turn, up to one target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Token Creature — Zombie Human Wizard

Menace Whenever Dreamstealer deals combat damage to a player, that player discards that many cards.

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw three cards.

Creature — Whale

Vanishing 2 (This creature enters with two time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from it. When the last is removed, sacrifice it.) Whenever a player casts their second spell each turn, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Enchantment

Whenever one or more artifact and/or creature cards leave your graveyard, you gain 1 life. When this enchantment enters, mill four cards. You may put an artifact, creature, or land card from among the milled cards into your hand. (To mill four cards, put the top four cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Sorcery

Each opponent chooses a creature card in their graveyard. Put those cards onto the battlefield under your control.

Legendary Creature — Human Scientist

Flying At the beginning of your end step, draw a card. Then each opponent faces a villainous choice — That player discards a card, or you may put a Construct, Robot, or Vehicle card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Enchantment

Flash When this enchantment enters, draw a card. Creatures lose all abilities. At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this enchantment.

Creature — Elf Druid

When this creature enters, create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. {3}{B}: Squirrels you control get +1/+0 and gain menace until end of turn.

Creature — Elemental Coyote

When this creature enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this creature leaves the battlefield. If that creature had power 2 or less, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {W}. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Instant

Choose one — • Put five charge counters on target Spacecraft or Planet you control. • Destroy target artifact.

Sorcery // Sorcery

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Horror

If a creature dying causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time. {B/P}{B/P}, Exile three creature cards from your graveyard: Put an indestructible counter on Drivnod. ({B/P} can be paid with either {B} or 2 life.)

Creature — Drix Wizard

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has trample. Warp {1}{G} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Creature — Spirit Soldier

Flying Other Spirit creatures you control get +1/+1 and have hexproof. (They can't be the targets of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Creature — Spirit

Flying Double strike (This creature deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.) Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.) Whenever you gain life, draw a card.

Land — Lair

When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you return a non-Lair land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {W}, {U}, or {B}.

Instant

Choose two — • Prevent all damage target instant or sorcery spell would deal this turn. • Target player sacrifices an enchantment of their choice. • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. • Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control.

Legendary Creature — Dragon

Flying Whenever a Dragon you control attacks, bolster 2. (Choose a creature with the least toughness among creatures you control and put two +1/+1 counters on it.)

Creature — Goblin Warrior

Other Goblins you control get +1/+1. {R}: Until end of turn, another target Goblin you control gains flying and "When this creature deals combat damage, sacrifice it."

Artifact — Equipment

Living weapon (When this Equipment enters, create a 0/0 black Phyrexian Germ creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Whenever equipped creature attacks, each opponent loses 1 life. Equip {2}

Artifact Land

This land enters tapped. Indestructible {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Creature — Bear Mount

Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, creatures you control gain trample until end of turn. Saddle 1 (Tap any number of other creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Mount becomes saddled until end of turn. Saddle only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Human Druid

This creature gets +2/+2 as long as you control a Dinosaur. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control an Island or a Swamp. {T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Sorcery

Choose target creature. Mill four cards, then that creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn for each land card in your graveyard.

Sorcery

All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn. Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Creature — Eldrazi Trilobite

Vigilance When you cast or cycle Drownyard Lurker, create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}." Cycling {2}{U} ({2}{U}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {3}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Sorcery

You may mill three cards. Then return up to one creature card and up to one land card from your graveyard to your hand. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

Creature — Human Druid

When this creature enters, starting with you, each player may choose an artifact or enchantment you don't control. Destroy each permanent chosen this way.

Creature — Elf Druid

{T}: Add {R}, {G}, or {W}.

Creature — Elf Druid

{T}: Add {G}.

Creature — Rabbit Druid

As long as you control a token, this creature gets +2/+0 and has trample.

Instant

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to you this turn. Populate. (Create a token that's a copy of a creature token you control.)

Creature — Bear

Soulbond (You may pair this creature with another unpaired creature when either enters. They remain paired for as long as you control both of them.) As long as this creature is paired with another creature, each of those creatures gets +2/+2.

Enchantment

Whenever a creature you control attacks, put a charge counter on this enchantment. Remove a charge counter from this enchantment: Add one mana of any color.