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Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature you control When enchanted creature dies, target player loses X life and you gain X life, where X is its power.

Creature — Goblin Pilot

This creature saddles Mounts and crews Vehicles as though its power were 2 greater. When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target.

Artifact

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you get {E}{E} (two energy counters). {T}, Pay {E}{E}{E}{E}{E}: This artifact deals 3 damage to any target.

Creature — Boar

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Sorcery

Freerunning {1}{U} (You may cast this spell for its freerunning cost if you dealt combat damage to a player this turn with an Assassin or commander.) Draw three cards.

Creature — Bird Soldier

Flying When this creature enters, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain first strike until end of turn. Plainscycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Instant

Choose one — • Exile target creature. • Target opponent exiles an enchantment they control.

Creature — Human Soldier Ally

Trample When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each other Ally creature you control. Whenever another Ally you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, earthbend 2. Then search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a quest counter on this enchantment. When you do, if it has four or more quest counters on it, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains trample until end of turn.

Creature — Human Warrior Ally

When this creature enters, earthbend 2. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put two +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.) Land creatures you control have vigilance. (Attacking doesn't cause them to tap.)

Artifact — Vehicle

Vigilance, trample Exile an artifact or creature card from your graveyard: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn. Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Creature — Dinosaur

Trample When this creature enters, draw a card for each other Dinosaur you control.

Creature — Human Knight

Vigilance Whenever this creature deals damage to a Goblin or Orc, destroy that creature.

Creature — Human Warrior

When this creature dies, amass Orcs 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. It's also an Orc. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Orc Army creature token first.)

Creature — Halfling Peasant

When this creature enters, create a Food token. When you do, target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each Food you control. (A Food token is an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or pay {3}{B}. Exile target creature or planeswalker.

Enchantment — Aura

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) Enchant creature Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a black Skeleton creature with base power and toughness 1/1. (It loses all other colors, card types, and creature types.)

Instant

Destroy target creature with flying and all Equipment attached to that creature.

Legendary Artifact — Equipment

Whenever equipped creature dies, exile it. Equipped creature gets +2/+0. As long as a card exiled with Eater of Virtue has flying, equipped creature has flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, protection, reach, trample, and vigilance. Equip {1}

Sorcery

Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards. Flashback {2}{U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Kindred Enchantment — Eldrazi

If a triggered ability of a colorless spell you control or another colorless permanent you control triggers, that ability triggers an additional time. Whenever you cast a colorless spell, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy. (A copy of a permanent spell becomes a token.)

Land — Cave

You may have this land enter tapped as a copy of any land card in a graveyard, except it's a Cave in addition to its other types. {T}: Add {C}.

Sorcery

Return target creature card and all other cards with the same name as that card from your graveyard to your hand.

Artifact

When this artifact enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Elemental Crab

Flash This spell costs {1} less to cast for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. This creature enters tapped if it's not your turn. When this creature enters, tap up to two target creatures.

Land — Town

{T}: Add {C}. {5}, {T}: Mill two cards. Then you may sacrifice this land. When you do, return another target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

Legendary Creature — Vampire Knight

Eminence — Whenever you cast another Vampire spell, if Edgar is in the command zone or on the battlefield, create a 1/1 black Vampire creature token. First strike, haste Whenever Edgar attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each Vampire you control.

Legendary Creature — Human Artificer Noble

When Edgar enters, draw a card for each artifact you control. Two-Headed Coin — The first time you flip one or more coins each turn, those coins come up heads and you win those flips.

Artifact Creature — Robot Scout

Reach When this creature dies, each player creates a Lander token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.")

Land

This land enters tapped. As this land enters, choose a color. {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color. {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Return target card that has an Adventure from your graveyard to your hand.

Legendary Creature — Human Assassin Pirate

At the beginning of your end step, create a Treasure token for each tapped Assassin, Pirate, and/or Vehicle you control. Whenever a Vehicle you control deals combat damage to a player, look at the top card of that player's library, then exile it face down. You may play that card for as long as it remains exiled.

Instant

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you and creatures you control this turn by creatures.

Instant

Exile any number of target creatures you control. Return those cards to the battlefield under their owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Sorcery

Return any number of permanent cards with different names from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Enchantment

Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.

Creature — Orc Monk

Vigilance Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it if you've cast two or more spells this turn.

Sorcery

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. If you don't control a Faerie, exile a card from your hand.

Enchantment Creature — Spirit

Constellation — Whenever this creature or another enchantment you control enters, draw a card.