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Legendary Creature — Human Berserker

Trample Alexios attacks each combat if able, can't be sacrificed, and can't attack its owner. At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player gains control of Alexios, untaps it, and puts a +1/+1 counter on it. It gains haste until end of turn.

Legendary Artifact

If you would gain life, you gain twice that much life instead. If you would draw a card except the first one you draw in each of your draw steps, draw two cards instead.

Legendary Artifact Creature — Golem

Other artifact creatures you control have haste. Whenever one or more artifact creatures you control attack, Alibou deals X damage to any target and you scry X, where X is the number of tapped artifacts you control.

Artifact

When this artifact enters, exile all creatures with power 5 or greater until this artifact leaves the battlefield. (Those creatures return under their owners' control.)

Artifact

{T}: Add one mana of any color. {7}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw X cards, where X is the number of differently named lands you control.

Creature — Drix Assassin

When this creature enters, exile up to one target non-Assassin creature until this creature leaves the battlefield. Warp {1}{W} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token. Allies you control get +1/+1.

Kindred Sorcery — Eldrazi

Each player sacrifices all permanents they control that are one or more colors.

Enchantment

Creatures you control get +1/+1 and have deathtouch. When this enchantment enters, if it's your main phase, there is an additional combat phase after this phase followed by an additional main phase. When you next attack this turn, untap each creature you control.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact and/or enchantment you control.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast an Ally spell. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Return target Ally you control to its owner's hand.

Creature — Cat Cleric

Flash If an opponent would draw two or more cards, instead you and that player each draw a card.

Sorcery

Target opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life. Madness {B} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Creature — Plant Warlock

Trample When this card becomes plotted, target creature gets +3/+2 and gains trample until end of turn. Plot {1}{G} (You may pay {1}{G} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Legendary Creature — Halfling Rogue

Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. Return that creature to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step. Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior

Vigilance, reach In You, All Things Are Possible — Whenever one or more artifact creatures you control attack, discover X, where X is the greatest power among them. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with that mana value or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has hexproof and can't be blocked by more than one creature.

Creature — Lizard Mutant

Menace, trample When this creature enters or becomes monstrous, destroy target permanent. {5}{B}{G}: Monstrosity 4. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put four +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.)

Legendary Creature — Human Cleric

When Alpharael enters, draw two cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an artifact card. During your turn, Alpharael has deathtouch.

Creature — Bear

Legendary Creature — Insect Beast

Trample Whenever Altanak becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, draw a card. {1}{G}, Discard this card: Return target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Artifact

Sacrifice a creature: Target player mills cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power.

Artifact

Whenever another permanent you control enters, each opponent mills a card.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Draw two cards.

Creature — Shapeshifter

This spell can't be countered. You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it enters with X additional +1/+1 counters on it.

Legendary Creature — Dragon

Flying Whenever another permanent you control enters, look at the top card of your library. If it shares a card type with that permanent, you may reveal that card and put it into your hand.

Enchantment

Creatures you control get +1/+1. Whenever you attack with one or more legendary creatures, you gain that much life.

Legendary Creature — Dwarf Cleric

Haste Whenever Amber Gristle O'Maul attacks, you may discard your hand. If you do, draw a card for each player being attacked. Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Sorcery

You draw three cards and you lose 3 life.

Instant

Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. If you control a modified creature, draw a card. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

Creature — Turtle

Ward {2} Whenever this creature attacks, put three stun counters on it and draw three cards. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.) Whenever you cast a Turtle spell, untap this creature.

Legendary Creature — Bird

Flash When Ambrosia Whiteheart enters, you may return another permanent you control to its owner's hand. Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, Ambrosia Whiteheart gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Creature — Snake

Flash Deathtouch

Creature — Wolf

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) When this creature enters, exile up to one target card from a graveyard.

Creature — Zombie Crocodile Demon

Afflict 3 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked, defending player loses 3 life.) Whenever an opponent casts a spell, put a -1/-1 counter on this creature. Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, remove all -1/-1 counters from it.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and is every creature type. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Enchantment — Aura

Flash Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies. Copies become tokens.) Enchant creature Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a blue Frog creature with base power and toughness 1/1.

Legendary Creature — Hedgehog Warrior

Haste Whenever Amy Rose attacks, attach up to one target Equipment to her. Then up to one other target attacking creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is Amy Rose's power.

Legendary Creature — Spirit Soldier

Whenever another nontoken creature you control enters, bolster 1. (Choose a creature with the least toughness among creatures you control and put a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Legendary Creature — Spirit Soldier

Flash First strike Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, Anafenza endures 2. (Put two +1/+1 counters on it or create a 2/2 white Spirit creature token.)

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may collect evidence 8. (Exile cards with total mana value 8 or greater from your graveyard.) Search your library for a basic land card. If evidence was collected, instead search your library for a creature or land card. Reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature — Zombie Wizard

When this creature enters, it deals damage to target player equal to the number of nonbasic lands that player controls. Unearth {5}{B}{R} ({5}{B}{R}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Instant

Target creature gets +2/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")