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Sorcery

Search your library for up to two basic land cards and/or Gate cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. You take the initiative.

Artifact

This artifact enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this artifact. {T}: Move a +1/+1 counter from this artifact onto target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

Artifact — Equipment

Whenever equipped creature attacks, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield tapped. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery

Exile up to one target artifact or creature. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. Explosive Getaway deals 4 damage to each creature.

Sorcery

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Council's dilemma — Starting with you, each player votes for time or money. For each time vote, take an extra turn after this one. For each money vote, choose a permanent owned by the voter and gain control of it. Exile Expropriate.

Creature — Angel

Flying If you would lose the game, instead exile this creature and your life total becomes equal to your starting life total.

Enchantment

Whenever an opponent loses life, you gain that much life.

Sorcery

Exquisite Firecraft deals 4 damage to any target. Spell mastery — If there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, this spell can't be countered.

Sorcery

Destroy all nonenchantment creatures.

Artifact — Spacecraft

When this Spacecraft enters, destroy target noncreature permanent. Then this Spacecraft deals 4 damage to each creature. Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It's an artifact creature at 5+.) 5+ | Flying, trample

Creature — Human Rogue

Lifelink When this creature enters, return target creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature can't attack or block for as long as you control this creature.

Artifact

Imprint — When this artifact enters, you may exile target land you control. Whenever a land with the same name as the exiled card is tapped for mana, its controller adds one mana of any type that land produced.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, create a token that's a copy of another target nonland permanent you control.

Creature — Phyrexian Goblin Warrior

Trample This creature gets +1/+0 for each oil counter on it. When this creature enters and whenever another creature or artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put an oil counter on this creature.

Legendary Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature is a black Dragon with base power and toughness 4/2, has flying and deathtouch, and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) When Eye of Nidhogg is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.

Legendary Land

Colorless Eldrazi spells you cast cost {2} less to cast. {7}, {T}: Search your library for a colorless creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature — Eldrazi Drone

Devoid (This card has no color.) When this creature enters, create two 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature tokens. They have "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Legendary Creature — Human Assassin

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.) Whenever an Assassin you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Human

Whenever Ezio attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. As long as Ezio has two or more counters on it, it has first strike and is an Assassin in addition to its other types.

Legendary Creature — Archon Detective

Flying When Ezrim enters, investigate twice. (To investigate, create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") {1}, Sacrifice an artifact: Ezrim gains your choice of vigilance, lifelink, or hexproof until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Elf Warrior

Whenever a creature you control with power 2 or less enters, you get an experience counter. At the beginning of combat on your turn, put X +1/+1 counters on another target creature you control, where X is the number of experience counters you have.

Legendary Creature — Elf Warrior

{G}: Regenerate another target Elf. {2}{G}{G}{G}: Elf creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn.

Creature — Treefolk Druid

Reach Creature spells you cast cost {X} less to cast, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn. {T}: You gain 2 life.

Land

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Then if you control four or more lands, untap that land.

Sorcery

Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Artifact

Whenever you get one or more {E} (energy counters), put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. {4}, {T}: You get {E}.

Snow Land

{T}: Add {C}. {S}{S}{S}: This land becomes a 4/3 creature with vigilance and all creature types until end of turn. It's still a land. ({S} can be paid with one mana from a snow source.)

Instant

Reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.

Sorcery

Exile target artifact or enchantment.

Enchantment

At the beginning of each end step, if you've cast both a creature spell and a noncreature spell this turn, create a Clue token, a Food token, and a Treasure token.

Instant

Create two 1/1 blue Faerie creature tokens with flying. When you do, tap target creature an opponent controls.

Creature — Treefolk Druid

Vigilance This creature gets +1/+1 for each color among permanents you control. {T}: For each color among permanents you control, add one mana of that color.

Creature — Faerie Warlock

Flying When this creature enters, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.) {2}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: You draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Instant

Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. That creature gets an additional -3/-3 until end of turn if you controlled a Faerie as you cast this spell.

Creature — Faerie Rogue

Flying When this creature enters, if you control another creature named Faerie Miscreant, draw a card.

Instant

Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If you control a Desert, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature you control When this Aura enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield. Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.

Instant

Return to the battlefield all permanent cards in your graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn.

Instant

Target permanent you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn. Fateful hour — If you have 5 or less life, instead you and each permanent you control gain protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.

Creature — Dog

Vigilance This creature enters with three +1/+1 counters on it.

Sorcery

Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Flashback {2}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Instant

Discard a card, then draw a card. Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)