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Creature — Human Rogue

{T}: Draw two cards. Target opponent gains control of this creature. Activate only during your turn.

Creature — Human Monk

Flash When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -2/-0 until end of turn.

Sorcery

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. Put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control.

Creature — Zombie Warrior

As long as there are three or more different kinds of counters among creatures you control, this creature gets +2/+4. You may cast this card from your graveyard. If you do, it enters with a finality counter on it. (If a creature with a finality counter on it would die, exile it instead.)

Creature — Giant

Vigilance {3}{W}{W}{W}: Monstrosity 3. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put three +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.) As long as this creature is monstrous, it has reach and can block an additional ninety-nine creatures each combat.

Creature — Hydra

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. This creature can't be blocked by more than one creature. Whenever this creature is dealt damage, put that many +1/+1 counters on it. (It must survive the damage to get the counters.)

Creature — Zombie

{1}, Sacrifice another creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Skeleton Beast

Menace When this creature enters, target opponent creates two 1/1 white Dog creature tokens. When this creature dies, each opponent loses 3 life. Disguise {1}{B}

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Equipped creature has deathtouch during your turn. Otherwise, it has reach. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. That creature deals damage equal to its power to up to one target creature you don't control. Equipped creature has reach and ward {2}. Equip {1}

Sorcery

Until end of turn, target creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw that many cards."

Enchantment — Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) When this Class enters, target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control. {1}{G}: Level 2 Whenever you attack, target attacking creature gets +1/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. {3}{G}: Level 3 At the beginning of your end step, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, draw a card.

Instant

Return all artifacts target player owns to their hand.

Creature — Hippogriff

Flash Flying Creatures entering don't cause abilities to trigger.

Land

{T}: Add {G}. {T}: Add {W}. Activate only if you control a Forest or a Plains.

Creature — Elemental Insect

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature card you own in exile and in your graveyard. Menace, deathtouch

Creature — Hydra

{X}{X}{G}: Monstrosity X. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put X +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.) When this creature becomes monstrous, create X X/X green Hydra creature tokens.

Creature — Human Warrior

You may exert this creature as it attacks. When you do, target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of counters on permanents you control. (An exerted creature won't untap during your next untap step.) {2}{G}: Adapt 2. (If this creature has no +1/+1 counters on it, put two +1/+1 counters on it.)

Legendary Creature — Elemental Villain

Whenever you cast a blue spell, if Hydro-Man is a creature, he gets +1/+1 until end of turn. At the beginning of your end step, untap Hydro-Man. Until your next turn, he becomes a land and gains "{T}: Add {U}." (He's not a creature during that time.)

Legendary Creature — Human Warlock

Whenever you tap an untapped creature an opponent controls, you may pay {1}. When you do, choose one — • Create a 4/4 white and blue Elemental creature token. • Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. • Scry 2, then draw a card.

Legendary Artifact

{1}, {T}: Tap target creature. This ability costs {1} less to activate during your turn. {3}, Sacrifice Hylda's Crown of Winter: Draw a card for each tapped creature your opponents control.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +3/+1. Void — At the beginning of your end step, if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, attach this Equipment to target creature you control. Equip {4} ({4}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery

Surveil 1, then you draw a card and lose 1 life. (To surveil 1, look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.) Void — If a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, draw another card.

Creature — Dragon

Flying, haste You may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. (You may cast them any time you could cast an instant.)

Enchantment Creature — Siren

Bestow {5}{U}{U} (If you cast this card for its bestow cost, it's an Aura spell with enchant creature. It becomes a creature again if it's not attached.) Flying You control enchanted creature. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has flying.

Instant

Draw two cards. Then you may discard a nonland card. When you do, Hypothesizzle deals 4 damage to target creature.

Creature — Elemental Ooze

When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.) Islandcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for an Island card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Instant

Tiered (Choose one additional cost.) • Blizzard — {0} — Return target creature to its owner's hand. • Blizzara — {2} — Target creature's owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library. • Blizzaga — {5}{U} — Target creature's owner shuffles it into their library.

Instant

Bargain (You may sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or token as you cast this spell.) This spell costs {1} less to cast if it's bargained. Counter target spell.

Creature — Beast

Trample Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Creature — Dragon

Flying When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step for as long as you control this creature. Spells your opponents cast that target this creature cost {2} more to cast.

Creature — Serpent

When this creature enters, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.

Creature — Insect Scout

You may play an additional land on each of your turns. You may play lands from your graveyard. Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, mill a card.

Creature — Elemental

Flying When this creature enters, draw a card, then discard a card.

Creature — Elemental Soldier

Vigilance Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {1}{U}. When you do, tap target creature an opponent controls. Whenever you tap an untapped creature an opponent controls, this creature gets +2/+1 until end of turn.

Artifact

If you would roll one or more planar dice, instead roll that many planar dice plus one and ignore one. {T}: Add {C}{C}.

Creature — Phyrexian Rat

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.) When this creature enters, each player gets a poison counter.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Golem

Whenever a creature you control enters, if it has one or more oil counters on it, put an oil counter on it. Creatures you control with oil counters on them get +1/+1.

Artifact

As this artifact enters, choose a creature type. Creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1. {3}, {T}: Look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card of the chosen type from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Instant

Tap X target creatures. Ferocious — If you control a creature with power 4 or greater, those creatures don't untap during their controllers' next untap steps.

Artifact

{T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you created a token this turn. {8}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a 10/10 colorless Eldrazi creature token.

Sorcery

Search your library for an enchantment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Land — Desert

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {B}. {2}{B}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice a Desert: Put two -1/-1 counters on target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.