Tilted Gaming

Instant

Joust Through deals 3 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. You gain 1 life.

Legendary Creature — Human Advisor Knight

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Whenever another creature or artifact you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Judge Magister Gabranth.

Creature — Bird

Flying Sacrifice this creature: Counter target instant or sorcery spell unless its controller pays {1}.

Legendary Creature — Human Shaman

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, choose one — • That spell gains deathtouch and lifelink. • Create a 2/2 red Imp creature token with "When this token dies, it deals 2 damage to each opponent."

Artifact Creature — Juggernaut

This creature attacks each combat if able. This creature can't be blocked by Walls.

Enchantment Creature — Human Monk

Lifelink Enchantment spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Enchantment Creature — Human Druid

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Channel — {2}{G}, Discard this card: Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures you control.

Creature — Human Samurai

Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature — Plant

10,000 Needles — Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +9999/+0 until end of turn.

Instant

Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+2, gains flying, and becomes a Horror enchantment creature in addition to its other types.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Swamp, Mountain, or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {B} or {G}.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R}, {G}, or {W}.

Creature — Serpent

Affinity for tokens (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each token you control.) Whenever a token you control enters, tap target nonland permanent an opponent controls. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Creature — Raccoon Berserker

Trample Whenever you expend 4, this creature gets +2/+1 until end of turn. (You expend 4 as you spend your fourth total mana to cast spells during a turn.)

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Horror Minion

({B/P} can be paid with either {B} or 2 life.) Lifelink For each {B} in a cost, you may pay 2 life rather than pay that mana. Whenever you cast a black spell, put a +1/+1 counter on K'rrik.

Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot Dog

Negative — As long as K-9 is untapped, other legendary creatures you control have ward {1}. Affirmative — {1}{U}, {T}: Target legendary creature can't be blocked this turn. Doctor's companion (You can have two commanders if the other is the Doctor.)

Legendary Creature — Human Cleric

Flying Whenever Kaalia attacks an opponent, you may put an Angel, Demon, or Dragon creature card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking that opponent.

Legendary Creature — Human Warlock

Whenever you commit a crime, exile up to one target black card from your graveyard and copy it. You may cast the copy. If you do, you lose 2 life. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime. Copies of permanent spells become tokens.)

Legendary Creature — Elf Druid

Whenever Kagha attacks, it gains deathtouch until end of turn. Mill two cards. (Put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.) Once during each of your turns, you may play a land or cast a permanent spell from among cards in your graveyard that were put there from your library this turn.

Legendary Creature — Cat Beast

Companion — Each creature card in your starting deck is a Cat, Elemental, Nightmare, Dinosaur, or Beast card. (If this card is your chosen companion, you may put it into your hand from outside the game for {3} as a sorcery.) Vigilance Each other creature you control that's a Cat, Elemental, Nightmare, Dinosaur, or Beast gets +1/+1 and has vigilance.

Legendary Creature — Human Knight

Jump — During your turn, Kain has flying. Whenever Kain deals combat damage to a player, that player gains control of Kain. If they do, you draw that many cards, create that many tapped Treasure tokens, then lose that much life.

Legendary Planeswalker — Kaito

At the beginning of your end step, if Kaito entered this turn, he phases out. +1: Draw a card. Then discard a card unless you attacked this turn. −2: Create a 1/1 blue Ninja creature token with "This token can't be blocked." −7: You get an emblem with "Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, search your library for a blue or black creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle."

Legendary Planeswalker — Kaito

Ninjutsu {1}{U}{B} ({1}{U}{B}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.) During your turn, as long as Kaito has one or more loyalty counters on him, he's a 3/4 Ninja creature and has hexproof. +1: You get an emblem with "Ninjas you control get +1/+1." 0: Surveil 2. Then draw a card for each opponent who lost life this turn. −2: Tap target creature. Put two stun counters on it.

Legendary Planeswalker — Kaito

Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, put a loyalty counter on Kaito. +1: Up to one target creature you control can't be blocked this turn. Draw a card, then discard a card. −2: Create a 2/1 blue Ninja creature token. −9: You get an emblem with "Whenever a player casts a spell, you create a 2/1 blue Ninja creature token."

Creature — Vampire Cleric Ally

Rally — Whenever this creature or another Ally you control enters, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature — Vampire Shaman

Whenever this creature or another Vampire you control dies, you may pay {B}. If you do, target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Legendary Artifact — Equipment

Living weapon Indestructible Equipped creature gets +5/+5 and has first strike, trample, indestructible, haste, and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, exile that creature." Equip {7}

Legendary Creature — Vampire Warrior

Lifelink If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile that card and create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. {2}{B}, Sacrifice another Vampire or Zombie: Put two +1/+1 counters on Kalitas.

Creature — Hydra

Trample This creature enters with four +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever this creature attacks, double the number of +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.

Creature — Beast

Creature — Treefolk Warrior

Kalonian Twingrove's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Forests you control. When this creature enters, create a green Treefolk Warrior creature token with "This token's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Forests you control."

Instant

Choose one. If you control a commander as you cast this spell, you may choose both instead. • Until end of turn, any number of target lands you control become 1/1 Elemental creatures with vigilance, indestructible, and haste. They're still lands. • Choose target creature you don't control. Each creature you control deals damage equal to its power to that creature.

Legendary Creature — Human Druid

At the beginning of combat on your turn, creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn. {1}{G}: Until end of turn, target land you control becomes a 1/1 Elemental creature with vigilance, indestructible, and haste. It's still a land. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Legendary Creature — Human Advisor

Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, that player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Legendary Creature — Human Advisor

Whenever one or more tokens your opponents control enter, for each of them, create a tapped token that's a copy of it. This ability triggers only once each turn. Whenever one or more tokens you control enter, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature — Spirit

When this creature enters, return target artifact card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Creature — Spirit

Deathtouch {4}{B}: Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. This ability costs {4}{B} less to activate if you've drawn three or more cards this turn. Activate only once each turn.

Creature — Spirit

When this creature enters, choose one — • Return up to one target Ninja or Rogue creature card from your graveyard to your hand. • Put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Creature — Spirit

When this creature enters, if you control an artifact and an enchantment, you draw a card and you gain 1 life.

Creature — Spirit

If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a permanent you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on that permanent instead. {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is this creature's power.

Legendary Creature — Spirit

At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.

Creature — Bird Soldier

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, attacking creatures with flying get +1/+1 until end of turn. Encore {5}{W} ({5}{W}, Exile this card from your graveyard: For each opponent, create a token copy that attacks that opponent this turn if able. They gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.)

Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard

Flying, vigilance Whenever Kangee attacks, attacking creatures with flying get +2/+0 until end of turn. Whenever Kangee blocks, blocking creatures with flying get +0/+2 until end of turn.

Artifact Creature — Turtle Warrior

Improvise (Your artifacts can help cast this spell. Each artifact you tap after you're done activating mana abilities pays for {1}.) Ward {4} Whenever this creature or another artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. It can't be blocked this turn.

Creature — Dragon

Flying, vigilance, trample This creature has hexproof if it hasn't dealt damage yet. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)