Tilted Gaming

Instant

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Artifact Creature — Golem

{2}: Until end of turn, you may look at face-down creatures you don't control any time. Disguise {5} (You may cast this card face down for {3} as a 2/2 creature with ward {2}. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.)

Artifact — Vehicle

This Vehicle's power is equal to the number of lands you control. Whenever this Vehicle enters or attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Crew 4

Artifact — Spacecraft

Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It's an artifact creature at 12+.) 2+ | Other creatures you control get +1/+1. 12+ | Flying, lifelink

Creature — Human Cleric

At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Creature — Avatar

Vigilance When this creature enters, for each opponent, exile up to one target creature that player controls and that player gains life equal to its power.

Instant

This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a tapped creature. Destroy target creature.

Legendary Creature — Elemental Bear

Vigilance, reach Lumra's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control. When Lumra enters, mill four cards. Then return all land cards from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Sorcery

Draw a card for each different mana value among nonland permanents you control.

Legendary Artifact

{2}, {T}: Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.) {6}, {T}, Sacrifice Lunatic Pandora: Destroy target nonland permanent.

Artifact Creature — Wolf Construct

This creature can't attack or block unless a player has no cards in hand.

Enchantment

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, you may put that card on the bottom of your library.

Enchantment

When a creature is put into an opponent's graveyard from the battlefield, if this permanent is an enchantment, it becomes a 3/2 Phyrexian Imp creature with flying.

Legendary Creature — Cat Nightmare

Companion — Each permanent card in your starting deck has mana value 2 or less. (If this card is your chosen companion, you may put it into your hand from outside the game for {3} as a sorcery.) Lifelink Once during each of your turns, you may cast a permanent spell with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard.

Land — Desert

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. {T}: Add {G} or {U}.

Land — Forest Plains

({T}: Add {G} or {W}.) This land enters tapped. When this land enters, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Creature — Human Knight

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each other creature and/or artifact you control.

Artifact — Vehicle

Whenever this Vehicle attacks, create a Treasure token for each creature that crewed it this turn. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Crew 1. Activate only once each turn. (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Legendary Creature — Human Assassin

Lydia Frye can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater. At the beginning of your end step, surveil X, where X is the number of tapped Assassins you control. (Look at the top X cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Legendary Artifact Creature — Illusion Advisor

Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Legendary Creature — Angel

Flying First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.) Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.) Other Angels you control get +1/+1 and have lifelink.

Creature — Elf Archer

Reach Whenever you cast an Elf spell, you may have this creature deal 2 damage to target creature with flying.

Instant

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Up to one other target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Mouse Soldier

Other Mice you control get +1/+1. When Mabel enters, create Cragflame, a legendary colorless Equipment artifact token with "Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has vigilance, trample, and haste" and equip {2}.

Legendary Creature — Human Advisor

Whenever a creature you control with power 2 or less attacks, it gains skulk until end of turn. (It can't be blocked by creatures with greater power.) Whenever a creature with power 4 or greater attacks you, its controller loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Sorcery

Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand, then discard a card.

Instant

This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control an artifact creature. Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.

Artifact — Equipment

Job select (When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +2/+2 for each artifact you control and is an Artificer in addition to its other types. Machina — Equip {4} ({4}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery

Destroy target nonland permanent and all other permanents with the same name as that permanent.

Legendary Creature — Elemental

Creatures you control have haste. Cascade, cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order. Then do it again.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Dragon spell or an Omen spell. {4}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Dragon card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Legendary Creature — Dwarf Berserker

Whenever you commit a crime, create a tapped Treasure token. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.) Sacrifice three Treasures: Create a 4/4 red Scorpion Dragon creature token with flying and haste. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Cat Rogue

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 blue Wizard creature token with "{1}, Sacrifice this token: Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {1}."

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Put a storage counter on this land. {T}, Remove any number of storage counters from this land: Add {C} for each storage counter removed this way.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+4 and loses flying. Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to equipped creature. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Lizard

Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, this creature deals damage to that player equal to the number of noncreature spells they've cast this turn.

Instant

Target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains hexproof until end of turn. Untap it.

Artifact Creature — Goblin Construct

When this creature dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") {2}, {T}: Exile target card from a graveyard.

Artifact — Vehicle

When this Vehicle enters, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token. Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier

This creature gets +1/+0 as long as you control another artifact. {2}{W}: Search your library for a card named Magitek Infantry, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Instant

Magma Spray deals 2 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Creature — Elemental Pirate

Whenever you discard one or more cards, this creature deals that much damage to each opponent. Cycling {1}{R} ({1}{R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) When you cycle this card, it deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Artifact — Vehicle

When this Vehicle enters, it deals 5 damage to target creature an opponent controls. Whenever one or more creatures your opponents control are dealt excess noncombat damage, create a Treasure token. Crew 2

Creature — Dragon

Flying When this creature enters, destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls. Its controller searches their library for a basic land card, puts it onto the battlefield tapped with a stun counter on it, then shuffles. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)