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Creature — Human Monk

Flying, vigilance, haste

Sorcery

Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Sorcery

Search your library for up to two basic land cards and/or Desert cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Bolster 1. (Choose a creature with the least toughness among creatures you control and put a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Legendary Creature — Elf Faerie Noble

Flying Whenever Maralen or another Elf or Faerie you control enters, exile the top two cards of target opponent's library. Once each turn, you may cast a spell with mana value less than or equal to the number of Elves and Faeries you control from among cards exiled with Maralen this turn without paying its mana cost.

Creature — Dinosaur

Ward {3} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {3}.) Islandcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for an Island card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Creature — Shark Pirate

Whenever you discard one or more cards, put that many +1/+1 counters on this creature. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters and whenever an Army you control attacks, amass Orcs 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. It's also an Orc. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Orc Army creature token first.)

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile any number of white cards from your hand. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each card exiled this way. Exile target artifact, creature, or enchantment with mana value X or less.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile any number of red cards from your hand. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each card exiled this way. Exile the top X cards of your library. You may play up to two of those cards until the end of your next turn.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile any number of blue cards from your hand. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each card exiled this way. Up to X target creatures phase out. (While they're phased out, they're treated as though they don't exist. Each one phases in before its controller untaps during their next untap step.)

Sorcery

Choose one — • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. • Return two target Pirate cards from your graveyard to your hand.

Enchantment

Creatures you control have base power and toughness 6/6 and are Oozes in addition to their other types. Whenever an opponent casts a spell, if it's not their turn, you create a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.

Legendary Creature — Human Rogue

Whenever you commit a crime, you may pay {1}. If you do, look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.)

Artifact Creature — Construct

Whenever this creature attacks, each player creates a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Enchantment

Whenever a nontoken creature you control attacks, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token that's tapped and attacking. Sacrifice this enchantment: Creatures you control get +0/+3 until end of turn.

Artifact

{T}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}. {R}{W}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Instant

Choose one — • Mardu Charm deals 4 damage to target creature. • Create two 1/1 white Warrior creature tokens. They gain first strike until end of turn. • Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Creature — Human Scout

When this creature enters, scry 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.) {1}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}. Activate only once each turn.

Artifact

When this artifact enters, search your library for a basic Mountain, Plains, or Swamp card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. {2}{R}{W}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create three 1/1 red Warrior creature tokens. They gain menace and haste until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery. (A creature with menace can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Creature — Human Warrior

Deathtouch, haste When this creature enters, exile up to one other target creature you control until this creature leaves the battlefield. Whenever this creature attacks, for each opponent, create a tapped token that's a copy of the exiled card attacking that opponent. At the beginning of your next end step, sacrifice those tokens.

Creature — Human Warrior

This creature enters tapped. Raid — When this creature enters, if you attacked this turn, target opponent discards a card.

Legendary Creature — Vampire Assassin

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, exile it with a hit counter on it. Assassins, Mercenaries, and Rogues you control have deathtouch and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may remove a hit counter from a card that player owns in exile. If you do, draw a card and create two Treasure tokens."

Legendary Creature — Human Warlock

When Marina Vendrell enters, reveal the top seven cards of your library. Put all enchantment cards from among them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. {T}: Lock or unlock a door of target Room you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Human Artificer

Fabricate 1 (When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on it or create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token.) Whenever another creature or artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life.

Creature — Human Artificer

Fabricate 3 (When this creature enters, put three +1/+1 counters on it or create three 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature tokens.) Whenever an artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, target opponent loses life equal to this creature's power.

Legendary Creature — Cat Warrior

Your opponents can't cast spells during combat. Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, goad each creature that player controls. (Until your next turn, those creatures attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant land Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional two mana in any combination of colors.

Artifact Creature — Gnome

When this creature dies, you gain 1 life and draw a card. When this creature is exiled from the battlefield while you're activating a craft ability, you gain 1 life and draw a card.

Creature — Vampire

Flying, haste At the beginning of combat on your turn, up to two target creatures you control each get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Land

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Creature — Orc Warrior

Deathtouch Whenever you attack, target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of attacking creatures.

Artifact — Vehicle

When this Vehicle enters, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Exhaust — {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature. Put two +1/+1 counters on it. (Activate each exhaust ability only once.) Crew 5

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) Whenever enchanted creature attacks, each other creature that's attacking one of your opponents gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Legendary Artifact Creature — Toy

Marvin has all activated abilities of creatures you control that don't have the same name as this creature.

Legendary Creature — Elf Druid

Whenever another Elf you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Marwyn. {T}: Add an amount of {G} equal to Marwyn's power.

Legendary Creature — Human Performer

Whenever a Spider you control enters, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Assassin Pirate

Haste {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. Whenever you discard an Island, Pirate, or Vehicle card, create a tapped Treasure token.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+2 and has hexproof. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) Equip {3}

Artifact

Creatures you control are every creature type. The same is true for creature spells you control and creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield. {3}, {T}: Create a 2/2 blue Shapeshifter creature token with changeling. (It is every creature type.)

Sorcery

Draw a card for each Human you control.