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Creature — Zombie Merfolk

Deathtouch When this creature enters, mill two cards and you gain 2 life. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

Legendary Creature — Human Druid

During your turn, Mounts and Vehicles you control have hexproof. Whenever a Mount or Vehicle you control attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Creature — Bat

Flying Whenever you create or sacrifice a token, each opponent loses 1 life.

Creature — Spider

Deathtouch Whenever this creature attacks, target legendary creature you control gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Cat Warrior

First strike Whenever Mirri attacks, each opponent can't block with more than one creature this combat. As long as Mirri is tapped, no more than one creature can attack you each combat.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Put a charge counter on this land. {T}, Remove a charge counter from this land: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact

The "legend rule" doesn't apply to permanents you control. Each legendary creature you control gets +1/+1. Each nontoken creature you control gets +1/+1 for each other creature you control with the same name as that creature.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Whenever enchanted creature attacks, you may create a token that's a copy of that creature. Exile that token at end of combat.

Legendary Artifact

{5}, {T}: Scry 1, then draw a card. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.

Artifact

Whenever a creature enters, if it was cast, exile it, then return all other permanent cards exiled with this artifact to the battlefield under their owners' control.

Instant

Each nonland permanent you control becomes a copy of target non-Aura permanent.

Creature — Dwarf Soldier

When this creature dies, the Ring tempts you.

Artifact — Equipment

As long as this Equipment is attached to a creature, the first time you would create one or more tokens each turn, you may instead create that many tokens that are copies of equipped creature. Equip {2}

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {C}. {2}{C}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. You may choose new targets for the copy. {4}{C}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control.

Artifact Creature — Crab

Ward {3} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {3}.) Channel — {2}{U}, Discard this card: Counter target spell or ability unless its controller pays {3}.

Creature — Dog

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) When this creature enters, return up to one other target permanent you control to its owner's hand.

Instant

You may exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. Change the target of target spell with a single target.

Artifact

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Look at the top card of target player's library. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}: This land becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land. {T}: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Human Artificer

Whenever you attack, each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the number of attacking creatures. If Mishra, Claimed by Gix and a creature named Phyrexian Dragon Engine are attacking, and you both own and control them, exile them, then meld them into Mishra, Lost to Phyrexia. It enters tapped and attacking.

Instant

Target creature's owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library.

Creature — Eldrazi Drone

Devoid (This card has no color.) Flying Ingest (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player exiles the top card of their library.)

Creature — Hydra

This spell can't be countered. Haste, protection from blue This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.

Legendary Creature — Human Villain

Vigilance, lifelink Darkforce Inversion — When Mister Negative enters, you may exchange life totals with target opponent. If you lost life this way, draw that many cards.

Creature — Griffin

Flying You may cast this card from exile.

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control a Mountain or a Forest. {T}: Add {U}. {U}, {T}: The next spell you cast this turn can't be countered.

Artifact Land

This land enters tapped. Indestructible {T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Artifact

You may pay {1} and return a basic land you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. This artifact enters tapped. {T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Land

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Legendary Artifact — Equipment

Flash Indestructible When Mithril Coat enters, attach it to target legendary creature you control. Equipped creature has indestructible. Equip {3}

Creature — Ooze

When this creature dies, create two 2/2 green Ooze creature tokens. They have "When this token dies, create two 1/1 green Ooze creature tokens."

Sorcery

Mizzium Mortars deals 4 damage to target creature you don't control. Overload {3}{R}{R}{R} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Instant

Target creature you control gets +0/+1 and gains hexproof until end of turn. Overload {1}{U} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Legendary Creature — Jellyfish Advisor

Flying Whenever an artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Legendary Creature — Jellyfish Advisor

Flying You may look at the top card of your library any time. You may cast artifact spells from the top of your library. Artifacts you control have "{T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand."

Sorcery

Exile all opponents' graveyards. You may cast spells from among those cards this turn, and mana of any type can be spent to cast them. At the beginning of the next end step, if any of those cards remain exiled, return them to their owners' graveyards. Exile Mnemonic Betrayal.

Artifact

{1}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards. Channel — {U}, Discard this card: Draw a card.

Creature — Wall

Defender When this creature enters, you may return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Gain control of all creatures with power 4 or greater until end of turn. Untap those creatures. They gain haste until end of turn. • Gain control of all creatures with power 3 or less until end of turn. Untap those creatures. They gain haste until end of turn.

Artifact — Vehicle

Whenever this Vehicle attacks, untap another target artifact or creature you control. Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Artifact — Vehicle

This Vehicle has haste as long as you control a Mount. Whenever this Vehicle attacks, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield tapped. Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Creature — Faerie Rogue

Flying Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Creature — Bird Bard

Flying You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield with mana value less than or equal to the amount of mana spent to cast this creature, except it's a Bird in addition to its other types and it has flying.

Enchantment

You can't cast more than one spell each turn. Whenever you cast a spell, draw a card.

Sorcery

Exchange control of two target creatures controlled by different players. If you control neither creature, draw three cards.