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Creature — Orc Rogue

Deathtouch, haste {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card. If the discarded card was a creature card, amass Orcs 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. It's also an Orc. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Orc Army creature token first.)

Creature — Slug Horror

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, sacrifice another creature or land.

Legendary Creature — Vampire Villain

Lifelink Morlun enters with X +1/+1 counters on him. When Morlun enters, he deals X damage to target opponent.

Sorcery

Exile any number of target creatures. At the beginning of the next end step, return those cards to the battlefield tapped under their owners' control. Until your next turn, prevent all damage that would be dealt to you. Exile Morningtide's Light.

Legendary Creature — Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) As Morophon enters, choose a creature type. Spells of the chosen type you cast cost {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} less to cast. This effect reduces only the amount of colored mana you pay. Other creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1.

Land

This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. {T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature you control Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. Whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice this Aura. If you do, destroy target enchantment.

Instant

Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Creature — Insect

Whenever a player sacrifices a creature, you may put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you may put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library. {T}: Add {B}.

Creature — Elemental Hydra

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, double the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature.

Land

Hideaway 4 (When this land enters, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.) This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. {G}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if creatures you control have total power 10 or greater.

Creature — Human Warrior

Whenever you attack, target attacking creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.

Creature — Fox Warrior

Flying {3}{W}, {T}: Tap target creature.

Creature — Horse

Trample, haste Whenever this creature attacks, attacking creatures get +1/+1 until end of turn. If a Food entered under your control this turn, untap those creatures and they get an additional +2/+2 until end of turn.

Legendary Land

{T}, Pay 1 life: Add {B} or {R}. {1}{B}{R}, {T}: Mount Doom deals 1 damage to each opponent. {5}{B}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice Mount Doom and a legendary artifact: Choose up to two creatures, then destroy the rest. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Mouse Soldier

Flash Valiant — Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability you control for the first time each turn, tap target creature an opponent controls.

Creature — Elemental

Flying Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) When this creature enters, creatures your opponents control get -3/-0 until your next turn.

Legendary Creature — Dog

Vigilance, trample If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on Mowu, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.

Legendary Artifact

{T}: Add one mana of any color among legendary creatures and planeswalkers you control.

Legendary Artifact

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control a Dragon.

Legendary Creature — Rhino Warrior

Whenever you attack, double target creature's power until end of turn.

Instant

Counter target instant or sorcery spell. Transmute {1}{U}{U} ({1}{U}{U}, Discard this card: Search your library for a card with the same mana value as this card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Transmute only as a sorcery.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {B}. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell. {1}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Return target Bat, Lizard, Rat, or Squirrel card from your graveyard to your hand.

Legendary Creature — Raccoon Warrior

At the beginning of your first main phase, add {R} or {G} for each Raccoon you control. Whenever you expend 4, you gain 3 life. (You expend 4 as you spend your fourth total mana to cast spells during a turn.) Whenever you expend 8, exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

Artifact Creature — Rat Ninja

Ninjutsu {1}{B} ({1}{B}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.) Lifelink

Legendary Creature — Elemental Avatar

During each of your turns, you may play a land and cast a permanent spell of each permanent type from your graveyard. (If a card has multiple permanent types, choose one as you play it.)

Land

As this land enters, choose a basic land type. Then you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped. This land is the chosen type.

Land

Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) {T}: Add {C}. Max speed — {T}: Add {C}{C}.

Instant

Destroy target creature.

Sorcery

Destroy target tapped creature. Madness {1}{B} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Instant

Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for {1}.) Destroy target creature.

Creature — Horror

Other green creatures you control get +1/+1. Other blue creatures you control get +1/+1. Untap all green and/or blue creatures you control during each other player's untap step.

Creature — Dragon

Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for {1}.) Flying This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each instant and sorcery card exiled with it. Whenever an instant or sorcery card leaves your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Land — Forest

({T}: Add {G}.) As this land enters, you may reveal a Treefolk card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped. {T}: Add {W} or {B}. This land deals 1 damage to you.

Creature — Human Wizard

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 blue Bird Illusion creature token with flying.

Creature — Dog

Sacrifice a Food: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. It gains vigilance until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) When this creature enters, create a tapped Mutavault token. (It's a land with "{T}: Add {C}" and "{1}: This token becomes a 2/2 creature with all creature types until end of turn. It's still a land.")

Instant

({G/P} can be paid with either {G} or 2 life.) Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Creature — Mutant Scout

Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) {2}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Max speed — {3}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Draw a card.

Instant

Target creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it fights target creature an opponent controls. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)