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Artifact

{1}, {T}: Add two mana in any combination of colors. Spend this mana only to cast Dragon spells or activate abilities of Dragons. {R}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Look at the top seven cards of your library. You may reveal a Dragon card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Sorcery

Orbital Plunge deals 6 damage to target creature. If excess damage was dealt this way, create a Lander token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.")

Artifact

You have hexproof. (You can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) If a creature would deal damage to you, prevent 1 of that damage.

Creature — Treefolk

When this creature enters, create two Food tokens. (They're artifacts with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Basic landcycling {1}{G} ({1}{G}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Creature — Orc Archer

Flash When this creature enters and whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, this creature deals 1 damage to any target. Then amass Orcs 1.

Creature — Orc

{T}, Sacrifice a Forest: Add three mana in any combination of {R} and/or {G}.

Creature — Orc Soldier

Trample Other Orcs and Goblins you control have trample. Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.

Legendary Creature — Demon

Flying, trample When Orcus enters, choose one — • Each other creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. You lose X life. • Return up to X target creature cards with total mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. They gain haste until end of turn.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Whenever enchanted creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Then if it has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, sacrifice this Aura. When you sacrifice this Aura, search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Artifact Creature — Robot Pangolin

Whenever another artifact you control enters, you may pay {1}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Cat Monk

Inspired — Whenever this creature becomes untapped, you gain 2 life.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Create a 2/1 green Spider creature token with reach. II — Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It becomes a legendary Spider Hero in addition to its other types. III — Target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn.

Instant

Kicker {W} (You may pay an additional {W} as you cast this spell.) Target player can't cast spells this turn. If this spell was kicked, creatures can't attack this turn.

Instant

Kicker {R} (You may pay an additional {R} as you cast this spell.) Destroy target artifact or enchantment. If this spell was kicked, it deals damage equal to that permanent's mana value to target creature.

Creature — Brushwagg Mount

At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, double the number of +1/+1 counters on target creature. Saddle 2 (Tap any number of other creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Mount becomes saddled until end of turn. Saddle only as a sorcery.)

Token Artifact Creature — Thopter

Flying

Artifact Creature — Thopter

Flying {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Legendary Creature — Human Soldier

{1}{R}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of another target creature you control. It gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery. {6}{R}{R}{R}, {T}: Create five tokens that are copies of another target creature you control. They gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {W}{B}.

Instant

Choose one — • Return target creature you control and all Auras you control attached to it to their owner's hand. • Destroy target creature and you lose life equal to its toughness. • Return target creature card with mana value 1 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Artifact

{T}: Add {W} or {B}. {W}{B}: This artifact becomes a 1/4 white and black Thrull artifact creature with lifelink until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Giant Artificer

Vigilance {1}, Sacrifice an artifact: Target creature you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn. {X}, {T}, Exile an artifact card with mana value X from your graveyard: Create two tokens that are copies of the exiled card. Activate only as a sorcery.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may behold a Dragon. (You may choose a Dragon you control or reveal a Dragon card from your hand.) Osseous Exhale deals 5 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. If a Dragon was beheld, you gain 2 life.

Artifact Creature — Scarecrow

Lifelink Delirium — At the beginning of your end step, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, each opponent may sacrifice a nonland permanent of their choice or discard a card. Then this creature deals damage equal to its power to each opponent who didn't sacrifice a permanent or discard a card this way.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant basic land you control When this Aura enters, exile target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield.

Creature — Squirrel Warlock

Deathtouch {T}: Until end of turn, you may cast creature spells from your graveyard by foraging in addition to paying their other costs. If you cast a spell this way, that creature enters with a finality counter on it. (To forage, exile three cards from your graveyard or sacrifice a Food. If a creature with a finality counter on it would die, exile it instead.)

Legendary Land

{T}: Add {U}. Channel — {3}{U}, Discard this card: Return target artifact, creature, enchantment, or planeswalker to its owner's hand. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.

Creature — Human Shaman

Dinosaur spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. {T}: Target Dinosaur gains haste until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Phoenix

Flying, lifelink, haste Whenever Otharri attacks, you get an experience counter. Then create a 2/2 red Rebel creature token that's tapped and attacking for each experience counter you have. {2}{R}{W}, Tap an untapped Rebel you control: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Legendary Creature — Human

{2}, {T}: Choose target creature card in your graveyard that was put there from the battlefield this turn. Return it to the battlefield tapped. Partner—Friends forever (You can have two commanders if both have this ability.)

Artifact — Book

{T}: Put a charge counter on this artifact. {T}: Each player draws a card for each charge counter on this artifact.

Instant

Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. When that creature dies this turn, create a 3/2 colorless Eldrazi Horror creature token.

Legendary Creature — Nightmare Beast

Mutate {1}{B}{G}{U} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) Trample Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, return target creature card with mutate from your graveyard to your hand.

Sorcery

Create a 1/1 blue and red Otter creature token with prowess. If this spell was cast from anywhere other than your hand, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, a creature with prowess gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) Flashback {3}{U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Creature — Plant Wurm

At the beginning of combat on your turn, put X +1/+1 counters on each creature you control, where X is this creature's power.

Instant

This spell can't be countered. (This includes by the ward ability.) Tap up to two target creatures and put a stun counter on each of them. Investigate. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Instant

This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a creature spell. Counter target spell.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, untap all creatures, then those creatures phase out until this enchantment leaves the battlefield. Put a time counter on this enchantment for each creature that phased out this way. Vanishing (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from this enchantment. When the last is removed, sacrifice it.)

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, put two eon counters on this enchantment, then mill cards equal to the number of eon counters on it. If you would draw a card while your library has no cards in it, instead return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. If you can't, you lose the game.

Creature — Human Mercenary

When this creature enters, search your library for a basic land card or a Desert card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. This creature gets +1/+1 for each Desert you control.

Creature — Human Druid

When this creature enters, add one mana of any color. Whenever another creature you control with power 4 or greater enters, draw a card. Plot {2}{G} (You may pay {2}{G} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Human Rogue

Lifelink When this creature dies, draw a card.

Instant

Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. If you control an outlaw, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws.)

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one at random. Create a red and white creature token with those characteristics. • 3/1 Human Warrior with trample and haste. • 2/1 Human Cleric with lifelink and haste. • 1/2 Human Rogue with haste and "When this token enters, it deals 1 damage to any target."

Instant

Outnumber deals damage to target creature equal to the number of creatures you control.

Enchantment

As this enchantment enters, choose Khans or Dragons. • Khans — At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. • Dragons — Whenever a creature you control leaves the battlefield, this enchantment deals 1 damage to any target.

Instant

Target opponent exiles the top X cards of their library face down. You may look at and play those cards for as long as they remain exiled. If you cast a spell this way, you may spend mana as though it were mana of any type to cast it.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. • Target creature you control explores, then it explores again. (Reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature, then put the card back or put it into your graveyard. Then repeat this process.)